Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 01, 2024

Lamest display of pessimism ever! Think positive, as in “All the Gocomics Overlords have tested positive for Covid-19!”

Patootie? Isn’t that Canadian for fries covered in gravy?

Personally, I think you and your sweet patootie are safe, Teresa.

The only thing that’s saved the patootie so far is that most other comics are even lamer.

If that isn’t fake news, then I don’t know what is.

Give Theresa a calender, so she can see her days are numberd.

The cognoscenti think it their duty,

To drop their ice cream (tutti-frutti),

And with GC to get all snooty,

To save Teresa B.’s patootie.

The overlords are always to blame

for trying to kill our comic so lame

They have want comics all the same

Dull, boring and tame

We need to craft patootie armor. Lightweight mithril with a buttery padded leather lining.

This time? I’m confused.

I once thanked some unlucky stars.

But we will kick up a stink nonetheless!

…did you ever get to see any of our postcards?…

…all 10 or so of mine were lamely drawn copyright infringed reproductions of your comic…

…(I remember one being of the drone photo of the overhead shot of the moose running comic)…

…I think…

…maybe, I could have just imagined doing them…

…which to be truthful…

…sounds more like me…

…ya’ got ta have those negative Nancy’s though…

….if you’re not pi$$ING someone off is it really art?…

…no…

…it’s only an illustration…

…{ask Norman Rockwell}…

…and seriously…

…we don’t need a leaf over David…

…half of the world has one…

…a non-aroused one…

…is it really going to Indiana Jones style …

…melt off our eyeballs?…

…make old ladies have the vapors…

…and young boys and girls rob banks?…

…ok…

…in total honesty…and complete disclosure…

…at 17 while sitting on a porch swing …

…I could 1st see her where her shirt opened up between two buttons…

…that did change my life…

…but I was awkward & pimply…

…and she was out of my league…

…dang it…

…I hate it when I disprove my whole point!…

…see! …

…ART! …therefore I am…

If your days here are numbered, Teresa, I’m hoping it’s a very large number.

Fortunately, I never visit the comments section…

Life goes on.

Would you like to swing on a star

Carry moon beams home in a jar

And be better off than you are?

Or would you rather be a … Frog?

.

A Frog is an animal that swims in a pond

It gulps down any bugs for which it may be fond.

The site on GoComics is where one sits and croaks —

And folks DO applaud it for its lame art jokes!

So if you like leaving readers in a mental fog,

You might grow up to be a artful Frog …

(— (— ribbit

[Apology to Songwriters: Jimmy Van Heusen / Johnny Burke]

Frida is the pessimist that finds bones in her fish before she catches them.

Patooties are okay, but I’m a sapiosexual.

Teresa’s days are numbered as are all of ours but her strip is not. Long live Teresa’s Patootie!

WHATCHUSAYIN Teresa !?!?

Counterpoint: Perry Bible Fellowship was an add not so long ago, and it is vastly weirder than Frog Applause, and isn’t even always original.

For my money, Frog Applause deserves to stick around at least until PBF goes away.

Fine little patootie you’ve got there. Shame if anything happened to it.

Frida should edit her statements for those of us with weak hearts and sensitive stomachs. Perish the thought!

Oh my

this comic is a acquired taste like turnip pudding

Unfettered art creation is terrifying to establishment types. It causes palpitations, sweating, pearl clutching and knicker-twisting. Go therefore, and MAKE MORE ART!

With Sr. Teresa’s birthday coming up in a few days, I hope this isn’t her present… a patootie kick to the curb.

Teresa always told me that GoComics employees are sneaky.

Good thing Teresa owns a bathmat factory. There’s that to fall back on.

Kahlo on assistance.

Patootie is another fun font for the family.

All kidding aside, I think today’s comic is predicting nothing. We would never let a cancelation stand. We took swift action the first time, and we would do it again. There is no way that Teresa is going anywhere — unless it is of her own accord.

My days are numbered, today is 2460432.

Methinks Frida has more than a hand up its butt …!

( in case of emergency break wind )

Don’t listen to him, Mr Bunny. He’s just spreading negativity.

I fear there is no saving me, either. Fortunately there is plenty of room in this handbasket. Care for a peanut?

Sneezey the Dwarf.

Bless You Sneezie.

Sneekie too.

Froglandians arise!!!

Help me, Obi Wan Patootie — we’ll be on Tatooine with our Wookiee tattooers at Tooters & Hooters land-scooter booters.

- Princess Fleeah, through the Staticsphere

(In a rare outcropping of solemnity:

We salute your artful wit, witty art, and sharing your ether-channeled creations amongst the RabbleGallery, helping those with sight to better insightfully see, and generally assisting those who are lame, an ability to know greater lameness yet awaits all who lame-baste. We thank you for your spirited pubic service, eye-candy color schemes, and outré, unguarded avant-garde-edness. We thank you.)

We now rejoin the apocalypse, already in progress…

Hah, over my vitality challenged body.

I’m not sure I can click the “Like” for this idea.

There’s always “Frog Applause Classics!”

Your strip has thirty times more followers than many other strips, including mine. If that is a problem, then many more of us have a problem. I don’t see this happening, and it should not happen.

I’ve got fifty cents for the “Save the Patootie” fund.