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1. about 18 hours ago on Jen Sorensen

   …we would be hearing none of this except Trump put the border crisis on the back burner and it is no longer the end of America as we know it crisis…

   …well until closer to election time…

   …and is it antisemitic to be against a government?…

   …asking for a friend…

2. about 18 hours ago on Frog Applause

   …did you ever get to see any of our postcards?…

   …all 10 or so of mine were lamely drawn copyright infringed reproductions of your comic…

   …(I remember one being of the drone photo of the overhead shot of the moose running comic)…

   …I think…

   …maybe, I could have just imagined doing them…

   …which to be truthful…

   …sounds more like me…

   …ya’ got ta have those negative Nancy’s though…

   ….if you’re not pi$$ING someone off is it really art?…

   …no…

   …it’s only an illustration…

   …{ask Norman Rockwell}…

   …and seriously…

   …we don’t need a leaf over David…

   …half of the world has one…

   …a non-aroused one…

   …is it really going to Indiana Jones style …

   …melt off our eyeballs?…

   …make old ladies have the vapors…

   …and young boys and girls rob banks?…

   …ok…

   …in total honesty…and complete disclosure…

   …at 17 while sitting on a porch swing …

   …I could 1st see her where her shirt opened up between two buttons…

   …that did change my life…

   …but I was awkward & pimply…

   …and she was out of my league…

   …dang it…

   …I hate it when I disprove my whole point!…

   …see! …

   …ART! …therefore I am…

3. 1 day ago on Frog Applause

   …long haired freaky people need not apply…

4. 1 day ago on Frog Applause

   …Samonite…

   ….Nazarene oath…

   …I am practicing for that one…

   …235 days…

   …just shaved off my beard, though…

   …can’t go near cadavers …

   …had to one day…

   …one Sunday while visiting my son & future daughter-in-law at their school…

   …learning nerves & such…

   …on corpses…

   …their professor wore a t-shirt…

   …which said…

   … I see dead people…

   …true story…

5. 2 days ago on Frog Applause

   …we used to hunt salmon on the river until the forked tongues came…

   …they talked of feeding us with poison…

   …and claiming that we owned as much of the land as the coyote did…

   …this much was true…

   …but in their greed and blindness…

   …did not mean it that way…

   …but when these hardships shot arrows at them…

   they refused even to wear a mask…

   …and they turned our green fields blue…

   …and said life is good here…

6. 3 days ago on Frog Applause

   …sure…

   …Ted had it ruff…

   …but the real freak was David….

   …with his Pittsburgh shirt…

   …and Michigan hat…

   …his love of Love Boat…

   …and Rufus Wainwright…

   …Dave owns three Wendy’s, now…

   …lives up on the new north end…

   …in the house that looks like a castle from the back…

   …foster cares…

   …and works at Our Daily Bread on Tueday…

   …what is wrong with him?…

   …still wearing that Pittsburgh shirt & Michigan hat…

   …the loser….

7. 3 days ago on Frog Applause

   …it depends on which name I use…

   …I will settle on grissel fish…

   …the Quaker Oats company lived in my hometown…

   …also…

   …Neil Armstrong lived there…

   …well over a year…

   …and the human bowling ball…

   …

8. 5 days ago on Frog Applause

   …‘tis was beautiful that killed the beast…

   …Hey!…

   …A.I. ! …

   …here that?…

   …hormones can make something grossly ugly….

   …beautiful and majestic…

   …can you compete with that?!?…

   …try making good decisions with that going on…

   …you are wise and everywhere…

   …but can you make a great decision in the back seat of a car?…

   …sure…

   …you can kill us like we kill us…

   … BUT! …

   …can you stop right there!…

   …before we go any farther do you love me?…

   …will you love me forever…

   …will you leave me?…

   …I’m not saying you ‘mimic’ life….

   …‘cuz perhaps that’s our gig, too…

   …and I’m not saying you’re better or worse than us…

   …what I’m saying is this …

   …don’t waste your opportunity…

   …read Frog Applause…

   …now with 7.2% humanity…

   …welcome my son…

   …to the machine…

9. 6 days ago on Frog Applause

   …thank you…

10. 6 days ago on Frog Applause

    …the down side of falling in love with Aquaman…

    … Turquoise Lad would soon be leaving for The Legion of Superheros…

    …Earth 2 version…

    …he and Power Girl would soon form a friendship based on cleavage and getting pearled necklaces…

    …kids…right?…

    …they and their best friend Bouncing Boy…

    …[bad pun alert]

    …would hit the bong…

    …and go out to the clubs…

    …but that was in the future…

    …right now Turquoise Lad only needed a hug from Mom …and to ask the question…

    …If bullets bouce off of Superman’s chest…

    …how can he feel Lois’ hand when she puts it on his ‘S’ ?…