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I am not a goldarn smurf. I come from the Fugate clan of eastern Kentucky. Look up methemoglobinemia. Look up Fugates of Kentucky: skin bluer than Lake Louise. Yes, the recessive gene was passed down through intermarriage. What's wrong with marrying my cousin?

Recent Comments

  1. about 16 hours ago on Frog Applause

    All kidding aside, I think today’s comic is predicting nothing. We would never let a cancelation stand. We took swift action the first time, and we would do it again. There is no way that Teresa is going anywhere — unless it is of her own accord.

  2. about 16 hours ago on Frog Applause

    Good thing Teresa owns a bathmat factory. There’s that to fall back on.

  3. about 16 hours ago on Frog Applause

    A poem. I like it.

  4. about 16 hours ago on Frog Applause

    With Sr. Teresa’s birthday coming up in a few days, I hope this isn’t her present… a patootie kick to the curb.

  5. 11 days ago on Frog Applause

    Once you level something it’s hard to unlevel it.

  6. 11 days ago on Frog Applause

    I caused a fire during chemistry lab once. It was just a small fire.

  7. 11 days ago on Frog Applause

    The Morton Salt girl is cute as well.

  8. 11 days ago on Frog Applause

    Is that the name of a comic strip?

  9. 11 days ago on Frog Applause

    Don’t forget Larry Mondello.

  10. 11 days ago on Frog Applause

    I rarely measure so I mess up a lot.