“Over the seas, then over the land. And then they want us to have clean… I say I want us to have clean, but it’s all flying until you crash. just remember that. Does that make sense?”
This from the guy who’s name rhymes with “Schlump”.
“Double, double, toil and trouble; Fire burn and cauldron bubble…”
Hecate! With this fat one, we’re gonna need more big green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts, mutilated monkey meat, dirty little birdie feets, oh yeah, and along with french-fried eyeballs – catch ’em, down that dirty street!
Kuru is a rare, incurable, and fatal neurodegenerative disorder that was formerly common among the Fore people of Papua New Guinea. Kuru is a form of transmissible spongiform encephalopathy (TSE) caused by the transmission of abnormally folded proteins (prions), which leads to symptoms such as tremors and loss of coordination from neurodegeneration.
The term kuru derives from the Fore word kuria or guria (“to shake”), due to the body tremors that are a classic symptom of the disease. Kúru itself means “trembling”. It is also known as the “laughing sickness” due to the pathologic bursts of laughter which are a symptom of the disease. It is now widely accepted that kuru was transmitted among members of the Fore tribe of Papua New Guinea via funerary cannibalism. Deceased family members were traditionally cooked and eaten, which was thought to help free the spirit of the dead. Women and children usually consumed the brain, the organ in which infectious prions were most concentrated, thus allowing for transmission of kuru. The disease was therefore more prevalent among women and children.
The epidemic likely started when a villager developed sporadic Creutzfeldt–Jakob disease and died. When villagers ate the brain, they contracted the disease and then spread it to other villagers who ate their infected brains.
By the way, “Fern grown in stagnant, sour manure”, Biden shares a colorful anecdote with some embellishment, your guy outright lies daily, commits felonies, abuses women, cheats on his wife(repeatedly), cons people out of hard earned cash, sets up phony charities (one for kids with cancer), disrespects servicemen and women, disabled Vets, POWs, actively supports racists/white supremacists, sets up an attempted coup, and whines LOUDLY when caught, but WE are the ones with no shame?!?!? You are one brainless, demented excuse of a waste of fresh air.
According to Michael Kabuni of the University of Papua Guinea, when cannibalism was practiced, sometimes people would eat “a deceased relative out of respect, to prevent their body from decomposing”. I would therefore guess that it’s already too late for Drumpf to be eaten, because his body is obviously in an advanced state of decomposition.
It isn’t the “leftist” trying to prevent bad orange man from running, it is the bad orange man himself. By the way, bad orange man is bad. Grift, rape, theft, stealing of documents, etc.
My Dad’s WWll stories got better every time he told them. Since no one was around the south Pacific with a camera all that often, I can’t prove that a lot of his memories weren’t enhanced, but I can say that the number of Japanese Zeros increased from four when I was in grade school to about a dozen by the time he died. If Biden’s uncle went down into the pacific, he probably was eaten, by sharks, but cannibals makes a better story to pass down to the grandkids.
There is an “All Creatures Great and Small” James Herriot (Wight) book scene where the vet, attending a farm animal in a remote rural area immediately after WWII while there was still considerable post-war resource privation in the UK, was invited to home cooked lunch with the farm couple.
He described trying to conceal his revulsion and disgust when they removed a container from their stove filled with slabs of hog fat roasted to an orange-brown crisp on the exterior, and went on to relate the taste and texture as he chewed his way through the meal. I avoided throwing up as I read — barely.
I can’t think why this cartoon caused me to remember this particular scene a half century after reading that book.
LOL! Okay, this toon is good, and Trump would problem taste like KFC chicken. But I believe that Mike Beckom’s toon for April 22, 2024 is my favorite between the two. Biden’s comment though, is just classic Biden making a pity story about himself.
Godfreydaniel 23 days ago
I’m sorry, I couldn’t possibly respect any cannibal (or any living creature) that could contemplate Traitor Trump without projectile vomiting…..
knutdl 23 days ago
Don’t worry 45. Pizza rat will save the day.
S&C = Dismayed&Depressed 23 days ago
Ketchup, there’s not enough ketchup in the entire world that could possibly cover the odorous smell of boiled orange slime. Poor canals would starve.
David_the_CAD 23 days ago
Let them have him.
rekam Premium Member 23 days ago
The resident troll is alive and not well.
Zuhl's Wife 23 days ago
“Over the seas, then over the land. And then they want us to have clean… I say I want us to have clean, but it’s all flying until you crash. just remember that. Does that make sense?”
This from the guy who’s name rhymes with “Schlump”.
Zuhl's Wife 23 days ago
“Double, double, toil and trouble; Fire burn and cauldron bubble…”
Hecate! With this fat one, we’re gonna need more big green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts, mutilated monkey meat, dirty little birdie feets, oh yeah, and along with french-fried eyeballs – catch ’em, down that dirty street!
Zuhl's Wife 23 days ago
… and this time don’t go to HIllary’s Babies R’ Us but the FOX Slime-to-go shop next to the MAGA Tasty-Sleaze!
adunano367 23 days ago
Clay, there simply isn’t enough hot sauce to cover the rancid putridity. And I’ve just lost my appetite.
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member 23 days ago
Kuru is a rare, incurable, and fatal neurodegenerative disorder that was formerly common among the Fore people of Papua New Guinea. Kuru is a form of transmissible spongiform encephalopathy (TSE) caused by the transmission of abnormally folded proteins (prions), which leads to symptoms such as tremors and loss of coordination from neurodegeneration.
The term kuru derives from the Fore word kuria or guria (“to shake”), due to the body tremors that are a classic symptom of the disease. Kúru itself means “trembling”. It is also known as the “laughing sickness” due to the pathologic bursts of laughter which are a symptom of the disease. It is now widely accepted that kuru was transmitted among members of the Fore tribe of Papua New Guinea via funerary cannibalism. Deceased family members were traditionally cooked and eaten, which was thought to help free the spirit of the dead. Women and children usually consumed the brain, the organ in which infectious prions were most concentrated, thus allowing for transmission of kuru. The disease was therefore more prevalent among women and children.
The epidemic likely started when a villager developed sporadic Creutzfeldt–Jakob disease and died. When villagers ate the brain, they contracted the disease and then spread it to other villagers who ate their infected brains.
Wikipedia
adunano367 23 days ago
By the way, “Fern grown in stagnant, sour manure”, Biden shares a colorful anecdote with some embellishment, your guy outright lies daily, commits felonies, abuses women, cheats on his wife(repeatedly), cons people out of hard earned cash, sets up phony charities (one for kids with cancer), disrespects servicemen and women, disabled Vets, POWs, actively supports racists/white supremacists, sets up an attempted coup, and whines LOUDLY when caught, but WE are the ones with no shame?!?!? You are one brainless, demented excuse of a waste of fresh air.
VegaAlopex 23 days ago
Who polled the cannibals?
phritzg Premium Member 23 days ago
According to Michael Kabuni of the University of Papua Guinea, when cannibalism was practiced, sometimes people would eat “a deceased relative out of respect, to prevent their body from decomposing”. I would therefore guess that it’s already too late for Drumpf to be eaten, because his body is obviously in an advanced state of decomposition.
Crabbyrino Premium Member 23 days ago
And I hear a weak joke.
WaitingMan 23 days ago
It’ll take months to render all of the fat off of that.
robcarroll1213 23 days ago
I’ll pass. Waaaaaay too much fat on that meat.
erick.robinson 23 days ago
it’s the marbleing….
cdward 23 days ago
Froggy is worried about “leftists” trying to stop the orange evil from running. He should worry more about the orange evil running … from the law.
Say What? Premium Member 23 days ago
It’s worth mentioning that the Claytoonz blog post about this cartoon provides helpful context, especially when read in its entirety.
Direwolf 23 days ago
I don’t think even cannibals could stomach trump…I know I can’t.
Kurtass Premium Member 23 days ago
It isn’t the “leftist” trying to prevent bad orange man from running, it is the bad orange man himself. By the way, bad orange man is bad. Grift, rape, theft, stealing of documents, etc.
I was FRAMED!!!!!! 23 days ago
Well, according to the Food Network, ‘fat IS flavor.’ So, blubber Trumputin would be flavorful.
The Lone Panda & Tonto 23 days ago
Everyone knows, the headhunters were in Burma.
librarylady59 23 days ago
I can always count on you, Mr Jones, to come up with a different take on a topic. Thanks.
clayjonz creator 23 days ago
Don’t mind me. I’m just taking the preview comment away from the lying troll who doesn’t deserve it.
clayjonz creator 23 days ago
The frog worries more about the “leftist leftist leftists” trying to enforce the law than the fascist who broke them.
Steverino Premium Member 23 days ago
In any case, cannibals don’t eat clowns. They taste funny.
thomasdadisman 23 days ago
Trump has more fat. That adds more flavor.
Cerabooge 23 days ago
The uncle’s plane crashed in the ocean. Was Biden’s uncle a lawyer?
freshmeet2030 23 days ago
Better cook that slab of fat in clorox
Diane Lee Premium Member 23 days ago
My Dad’s WWll stories got better every time he told them. Since no one was around the south Pacific with a camera all that often, I can’t prove that a lot of his memories weren’t enhanced, but I can say that the number of Japanese Zeros increased from four when I was in grade school to about a dozen by the time he died. If Biden’s uncle went down into the pacific, he probably was eaten, by sharks, but cannibals makes a better story to pass down to the grandkids.
piper_gilbert 23 days ago
“We’re going to need a bigger pot, Chief.”
Another Take 23 days ago
Tastes just like hamberder!
Lou Nattic, né Stan C 23 days ago
“Better toss this batch of stew, it smells like pooo.”
cracker65 23 days ago
Gonna need a bigger bottle of ketchup. Apologies to the Jaws movie.
SteveO202 23 days ago
They do say “Fat is Flavor”!
Chazz 23 days ago
Zero vitamin C in that orange.
lsnrchrd.1 Premium Member 23 days ago
There is an “All Creatures Great and Small” James Herriot (Wight) book scene where the vet, attending a farm animal in a remote rural area immediately after WWII while there was still considerable post-war resource privation in the UK, was invited to home cooked lunch with the farm couple.
He described trying to conceal his revulsion and disgust when they removed a container from their stove filled with slabs of hog fat roasted to an orange-brown crisp on the exterior, and went on to relate the taste and texture as he chewed his way through the meal. I avoided throwing up as I read — barely.
I can’t think why this cartoon caused me to remember this particular scene a half century after reading that book.
/s
Ally2005 23 days ago
Cannibals would need a much larger pot. Also, four out of ten cannibals believe the 2020 election was stolen from T.
Grandma Lea 23 days ago
Only one way to find out after they eat him if he comes back maga’s may have something; most likely gas!
Grandma Lea 23 days ago
Only one way to find out after they eat him if he comes back magas may have something; most likely gas
fourteenpeeves 23 days ago
Nobody ever believed anything they read in the National Enquirer anyway, so trump picking the head of it as his savior says something right there……
IndyW 22 days ago
LOL! Okay, this toon is good, and Trump would problem taste like KFC chicken. But I believe that Mike Beckom’s toon for April 22, 2024 is my favorite between the two. Biden’s comment though, is just classic Biden making a pity story about himself.
ragsarooni Premium Member 22 days ago
“You are what you eat” & the orange one eats lotsa hamberders,fries & other fast food so it makes sense that he’d be a more desirable meal……
sincavage05 22 days ago
something about fat tasting good.