Recent Comments

1. about 6 hours ago on Gary Markstein

   Just so you know that bet is such a sure thing that it has negative odds.

2. about 13 hours ago on Brewster Rockit

   Just make a bee line straight for earth,

3. 2 days ago on Joey Weatherford

   I think, no I know, that you got that wrong, it is tRump who praise Putin, it is tRump who has made deals with Putin, it is tRump and the tRumpians who are subservient to Putin.

4. 2 days ago on Joey Weatherford

   Near a window.

5. 3 days ago on Herman

   I think I would give that marriage 1 day for each dollar spent.

   The price should not matter, but when you are obsessed with the price, then your heart appears to be in the wrong place.

6. 4 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   For those who believe, you have a chance to talk to them whenever you want.

7. 4 days ago on Marmaduke

   Two? I had nothing to do with this.

8. 4 days ago on B.C.

   With humans, things are weird all year round.

9. 6 days ago on Chip Bok

   Perhaps if you watch the movie 9 to 5 you would get an idea:

   Franklin Hart, Jr.: [Judy’s fantasy – she’s a big game hunter and Hart is the prey] Judy? Judy, you’ve got to help me; that mob out there is crazy; they’re trying to kill me!

   Judy Bernly: Now, why would they want to do a nasty little thing like that?

   Franklin Hart, Jr.: I don’t know! I’m not such a bad guy!

   Judy Bernly: You’re a sexist, egotistical, lying, hypocritical bigot.

   Franklin Hart, Jr.: So I have a few faults; who doesn’t? Is that any reason to kill me?

   Judy Bernly: You’re foul, Hart. A wart on the nose of humanity and I’m going to blast it off.[she points her shotgun at him]

   Franklin Hart, Jr.: [giggling nervously] Judy… Judy… Judy…

   Judy Bernly: Goodbye boss man. It’s quittin’ time.

10. 6 days ago on Brewster Rockit

    So, would their offspring be 15-year or 30-year cicadas?