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1. about 16 hours ago on Clay Jones

   The best way to discredit a peaceful protest, is to send in a bunch of troublemakers. Think about that. Bunch a kids, holding up signs, next thing, some guy is busting windows. Why?

   People say I’m cynical and they’re right.

2. about 16 hours ago on Clay Jones

   Scrubbing men’s rooms in the New York Subway

3. 1 day ago on Jeff Danziger

   Hmmm, Upon reflection, I do believe I mis- spelled “plagiarise” a week or two ago.

   Maybe I have Plagiaristic Fever? The most notable symptom of that awful ailment being, the inability to spell “plagiarise”.

   Fun Fact! Americans spell it “plagiarize” with a Zed. Limies and Canucks prefer “plagiarise”.

4. 1 day ago on Monty

   “What if I unplug it and then plug it back in?”

5. 1 day ago on Clay Jones

   Kaiser Donno Von Shitzenpantz

6. 1 day ago on Clay Jones

   i wouldn’t mind, if they put a flour sack over trump’s head, so we wouldn’t have to look at the ugly puss.

7. 1 day ago on Monty

   Gotta relax and go with the gag.

   A horse walks into a bar…

   Bartender says “Why the long face, pal?”

8. 1 day ago on Jeff Danziger

   The act of throwing someone out of a window.

   The act of throwing something out of a window.

   The act of removing a fenestrate (a surgical procedure, best done under general Anesthesia.)

   See also “doing a putin”

9. 1 day ago on Jeff Danziger

   Yelled a man on the sidewalk … “Incoming!”

10. 1 day ago on Jeff Danziger

    Hah! I mis-spelled plagiarised just to see if anyone would notice.

    You mai friend have one two days prise, 2 boiled eggs. Pickup your price at the frunt desque.

    I am not in the habit of plagiarising, so the word is unfamiliar to me. Surprised that the spellchecker didn’t pop up?

    Fun Fact…plagurized is olde english spelling, sometimes used by olde english guys.