Mike Luckovich for April 14, 2024

And the cop, big guy, has tears in his eyes.

Now to the clanger

Imagine when he gets issued his prison clothes. He most likely hasn’t dressed himself in ages. About all he might be capable of is putting on a bathrobe. And it will be open in the front, because I doubt if he even knows how to tie its belt shut. (They won’t have to worry he’ll use the belt to hang himself. Although some other con might use it to strangle him. If we’re lucky.)

Mike, you forgot to show that he has an “R” on that hand and an “L” on the other one.

For Trump, this is a form of social cachet!

“Nightmare on Pennsylvania Avenue”, the sequel to the 2016 MAGAdisaster reality show, “Trump dumps on America.”

Do they make handcuffs that small?

If only.

What’s the point! Even this ceremony is a Joke to him! This piece of Garbage has no respect or intention of keeping any promises he makes! Never has Never will!

Just think visiting dignitaries have to wait for tRump to get a cavity search before and after their visit. Wonder how long it takes to get all the republican’ts heads out of there?

If Trump is ever inaugurated it will be because of John Roberts.

Soon, we rational folk hope.

Trump will not win the 2024 national election for President.

Sooner than later, please!

Thing is what will all these people do that attacked him and he wins?

Hope you democrats are happy. We’re slipping into WW III thanks to Joe “Barney Fife” Biden. Iran celebrates ‘victorious’ attack on Israel, vows ‘heavier’ response if Israel retaliates.

Is this even possible? Don’t know of ANY other President that was elected while in SO much trouble…..

The first inauguration from a penitentiary.

Criminal defendant Trump’s trial of 38 felony counts starts tomorrow.

If he should be re-elected, he would need to build a wall akin to the Berlin Wall to keep Americans in.

Sadly, it could happen. There’s no explicit constitutional prohibition.

If and criminal, grifter, con man, 77 yr old toddler cry baby, egomanic, loser, crack pot, liar, wanna be dictator who only cares about himself like T could be re-elected would show how far the country’s moral fiber has fallen. It would be an monumental disaster for the country and the entire planet.

As long as he wins.

And in an orange jumpsuit, to match his spray-on “tan.”

the party of law and order… hilarious

OK, think about this: Trump wins on Nov 5, and SCOTUS has ruled that Presidents have total immunity. What does Joe do?

Will Americans elect a convicted felon for president?

Mentally ill compulsive liar criminal Trump continues to attack the USA justice system.

Trump ratchets up attacks on judge and prosecutor ahead of hush-money trial

Ex-president calls New York criminal case due go to court on Monday a ‘communist show trial’

Biden just lost this election!! when he told Israel to go to hell.

Oooo! Tomorrow is Income Tax Deadline Eve (Yay!) – I wonder whether Chubby will try to delay paying his $750 annual tax (nibble) until after the election, when he hopes to be able to eliminate taxation for billionaires completely, or simply declare bankruptcy (again)?

I also wonder what effect all this financial Sturm und Drang has on Chubby’s digestive system. The “pucker factor” must have him riding the porcelain pony multiple times per day.

’Hasn’t had a noticeable effect on his waist size, though.

Methinks a prison diet will be more effective.

Why don’t we just show some decency and let him concentrate on defending himself? The best way would be to elect someone else President. Then he wouldn’t have to divide his time.

Fingers crossed!

LORT I HOPE IT DOESN’T GET THAT FAR

ChazNCenTex, I don’t think there’ll be another presidential election because his idol is Putin and he’s said he’ll become Dictator on Day 1.

It’s best if he’s convicted and never gets reelected.

I worry that AI versions of him are all ready, so he can be sedated by his handlers & keepers right after inauguration [that is, if God hates America that much]

Wish I could be sure Americans aren’t so stupid as to elect that POS.

if the court does that then they’re giving up their power, because he’ll take it from them ,they’re not going to do that ,he won’t go to jail .

Leader of the republican party Trump is selling bibles to pay for his trial over paying off a porn star.

Not beyond the realm of possibility. Unless he is tried AND convicted of a felony he is eligible to run for office.

Biden – “I deserve 2 terms”. Us – “Agreed. One for treason, and one for fraud”.

I’d prefer Orangeman sitting in a cell watching TV where Biden is taking the oath of office.

Biden’s handling of Iran makes the world less safe! “The Biden administration’s posture in the first hours of coming into the White House was that they were going to go soft on the regime. Their policies reflected this. Their rhetoric reflected this. They sent a clear message to the mullahs that there would be no consequences for their rogue actions. What we are seeing is a manifestation of weak policies and the ayatollah’s correct read on American foreign policy.”

how can a racist rapist bottle-blonde traitor in cosmetic mud mask orange drag, incapable of telling the truth, “swear an oath”?

May this nightmare end, soon.

“Ok. Now raise your left hand”. There’s a hand cuff on Trump’s left wrist too, attached to a different Officer.