Clay Jones for March 27, 2024

Trophy cup spippy cup: #1 stink

When those two pay for their crimes the world can then rest easy for a while. Make them pay!

Love the 2 ties and extra flies.

Putin helped his fellow dictator and war criminal Assad to massacre more than half a million Syrian civilians long before he blackmailed Traitor Trump. Just saying, and if any of our resident trolls want to pipe up, fair warning, I ignore stupid dishonest cowardly imbeciles.

Was there a second place finisher?

Trump won the Club Championship and the Senior Club Championship at Trump Golf Palm Beach. This means he has also won his third title of the season, following his Super Senior Championship glory earlier this year (Newsweek). What a player. Pizza rat is jealous (OMG).

Funny how “the tide” washed MAGA Idi Amin’s whiff shot out of the gator-infested pond and onto the middle of the fairway.

How many balls did his caddy bring to drop onto the green or “find” within a few yards of the hole to make par?

Not enough Chapstick in the world for all of this a$$ kissing.

In his post he congratulated himself and then wrote “Thank you!”.

On the golf course, his nickname is “Pelé”. Because he’s always kicking his ball.

How would putin lose when everyone else in the election is either a puppet or dead?

Even the trophy has flies! Such a winner!

Read the book Commander in ’Cheat. Everyone who ever played golf with Trump says that he blatantly cheats. What a surprise that is.

Trump is selling bibles endorsed by him for $59.95. The one he holds in the ad is made of asbestos so so it doesn’t burn up when it bursts into flames in his hands.

Nickname from members (Pele) for being able to kick any ball, anywhere, anytime.

why be president, when the blob could have been

golf champion of the world!

i’ve decided to save some money and not use capitals anymore. if this works, i’m gonna eliminate grammatical marks.

It’s got to suck being his opponents taking a dive so his Highness can win.

Answer: His taxes, his golf courses, his wives.

Question: Name 3 things Trump always cheats on.

(with apologies to Carnac the Magnificent)

If he’s such a great golfer, why doesn’t he enter a PGA-LIV tournament?

I asked Fern to share his information sources the other day. Repeatedly. He didn’t seem to understand the question. It turns out he relies on three: Conspiracy Quarterly and the voices in his head—Twizzel & Fizz.

They both cheated.

^ …and stupormarket tabloids while waiting in line to buy his Preparation H.

Love the bird’s Russian hat, but tell me please, what are the yellow things in the corner below Tsar P?

I don’t get it. Is the guy with the floating coiffure 77 . . . or 7 . . . mentally disturbed . . . or just senile. No sane person could possibly buy this rediculous cr@p.

From ESPN:

Kim (Jong Il) shot 38 under, including 11 holes-in-one, at the 7,700-yard championship course at Pyongyang in the VERY FIRST golf round of his life, according to North Korean state media. This was in 1994, when Kim was 52 years old. Even more impressive, Kim stood just 5-foot-3, yet he was able to overpower a course as long as any ever played in major championship history. Who knows how good Kim could have been if he had taken up the sport earlier? Who knows how many times he bested 38 under in the 17 years since his first round?

Too bad he done shuffled off this mortal coil. He and Donnie coulda had one helluva match. Probably shootin’ 14 or 15 fer 18 holes!

Cheat to win at everything scumbag, ever since birth