I’ve never heard that expression before! Love it!
I’ve had the book club to my house twice. My wife likes to listen to us from the other room.
How much are you willing to pay?
On my first full-time job, one of the guys used to say at quitting time: “Time to make like a hockey player and get the puck out of here.”
Their communication style is kinda sweet today.
He could also make like a sheepherder and get the flock out.
You won’t want to hang around anyway Earl. The discussion is likely to bore you.
Well, she certainly wasn’t going to request he do a Chippendales routine.
How do you spot Ronald McDonald on a nude beach? By his sesame seed buns. (A kid told me that—I thought that it was cute. :-)
Have a few doughnuts while you’re out. I blew my diet yesterday, and I feel better if I’m not alone.
what about Roscoe? Is he staying or getting a ride?
Make like a nose and run. Well, maybe not!
Make like a tree and leaf.
Don’t go away mad, just go away!
Make like the wind, and blow!
Make like a baby and head out.
I hope they’re not sticky buns.
Or, as Biff said in Back to the Future 2: “Make like a tree and get out of here.”
Okay, Opal! Headed to “Moe’s!”
No make it more like a hockey player and get the puck out of here.
Make like a baby, and ‘head out’.
Make like a tree and leave… Put eggs in your shoes and beat it…
You just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don’t need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don’t need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free
Good one, Earl.
Roscoes right eye says it all : )
I just love Roscoe’s smirk.
VERY perceptive
Earl could do like Frank Barone in Everyone Loves Raymond, unzip his trousers to air out his laundry. That’ll keep ’em away!
Even Better Earl, go to the bakery and see if you can close them early.
You need a man cave you can retire to, Earl.
What Opal meant to say is she is having ladies over so they can gossip and talk negatively about their spouses.
I’m old enough to remember when bakery trucks did door to door deliveries just like the milk man.
I’m surprised he wasn’t gone before she finished the first sentence.
I once went to work at a bakery so I could learn to be a good roll model.
Poor Earl! No where to go…..maybe visit Nelson for a bit
First, I read the text balloons, then I look for Roscoe ;-)
Don’t bakery trucks deliver buns?
Book club ladies are coming over? Don’t ask questions. Just get out quickly.
He has the very best illustrations and metaphors. Buns? Not so much.
Roscoe is all ready for a long walkie to and around the park.
Make like a jazz ensemble and boogie on out.
Make like a spot & disappear! (that one was my dad’s favorite! )
Earl is just too much of a wimp or too well trained.
Earl is cookin’with gas.
Or make like a water pistol and squirt.
a coworker used to say “I’m off like a prom dress”
Lol! I gotta remember that one!
finzleftright 4 months ago
I’ve never heard that expression before! Love it!
Ratkin 4 months ago
I’ve had the book club to my house twice. My wife likes to listen to us from the other room.
GROG Premium Member 4 months ago
How much are you willing to pay?
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member 4 months ago
On my first full-time job, one of the guys used to say at quitting time: “Time to make like a hockey player and get the puck out of here.”
rasputin's horoscope 4 months ago
Their communication style is kinda sweet today.
wmwiii Premium Member 4 months ago
He could also make like a sheepherder and get the flock out.
Macushlalondra 4 months ago
You won’t want to hang around anyway Earl. The discussion is likely to bore you.
PraiseofFolly 4 months ago
Well, she certainly wasn’t going to request he do a Chippendales routine.
Mikey Jay 4 months ago
How do you spot Ronald McDonald on a nude beach? By his sesame seed buns. (A kid told me that—I thought that it was cute. :-)
fuzzbucket Premium Member 4 months ago
Have a few doughnuts while you’re out. I blew my diet yesterday, and I feel better if I’m not alone.
_lounger_ 4 months ago
what about Roscoe? Is he staying or getting a ride?
laughingkitty 4 months ago
Make like a nose and run. Well, maybe not!
Charles 4 months ago
Make like a tree and leaf.
iggyman 4 months ago
Don’t go away mad, just go away!
iggyman 4 months ago
Make like the wind, and blow!
NCGalFromNJ 4 months ago
Make like a baby and head out.
hariseldon59 4 months ago
I hope they’re not sticky buns.
baktoo 4 months ago
Or, as Biff said in Back to the Future 2: “Make like a tree and get out of here.”
markkahler52 4 months ago
Okay, Opal! Headed to “Moe’s!”
mckeonfuneralhomebx 4 months ago
No make it more like a hockey player and get the puck out of here.
tremaine53 4 months ago
Make like a baby, and ‘head out’.
kucpa Premium Member 4 months ago
Make like a tree and leave… Put eggs in your shoes and beat it…
jagedlo 4 months ago
You just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don’t need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don’t need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free
Frank Salem Premium Member 4 months ago
Good one, Earl.
cmerb 4 months ago
Roscoes right eye says it all : )
pathfinder 4 months ago
I just love Roscoe’s smirk.
ANIMAL 4 months ago
VERY perceptive
Angry Indeed 4 months ago
Earl could do like Frank Barone in Everyone Loves Raymond, unzip his trousers to air out his laundry. That’ll keep ’em away!
Daltongang Premium Member 4 months ago
Even Better Earl, go to the bakery and see if you can close them early.
ladykat 4 months ago
You need a man cave you can retire to, Earl.
w16521 4 months ago
What Opal meant to say is she is having ladies over so they can gossip and talk negatively about their spouses.
trainnut1956 4 months ago
I’m old enough to remember when bakery trucks did door to door deliveries just like the milk man.
sheashea 4 months ago
I’m surprised he wasn’t gone before she finished the first sentence.
Steverino Premium Member 4 months ago
I once went to work at a bakery so I could learn to be a good roll model.
Zebrastripes 4 months ago
Poor Earl! No where to go…..maybe visit Nelson for a bit
LeftCoastBoomer Premium Member 4 months ago
First, I read the text balloons, then I look for Roscoe ;-)
whelan_jj 4 months ago
Don’t bakery trucks deliver buns?
cactusbob333 4 months ago
Book club ladies are coming over? Don’t ask questions. Just get out quickly.
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault 4 months ago
He has the very best illustrations and metaphors. Buns? Not so much.
monya_43 4 months ago
Roscoe is all ready for a long walkie to and around the park.
Martin 78 4 months ago
Make like a jazz ensemble and boogie on out.
Katzi428 4 months ago
Make like a spot & disappear! (that one was my dad’s favorite! )
elgrecousa Premium Member 4 months ago
Earl is just too much of a wimp or too well trained.
Mike Baldwin creator 4 months ago
Earl is cookin’with gas.
cfkelley 4 months ago
Or make like a water pistol and squirt.
dbrucepm 4 months ago
a coworker used to say “I’m off like a prom dress”
wildlandwaters 4 months ago
Lol! I gotta remember that one!