“This looks like the work of Susie Derkins!”
“I hope not!”
And if that IS dirt?!? Eww! It’s green!
The pitcher’s mound is supposed to be dirt, not grass, but… okay.
It’s not a REAL ‘full moon’, unless it’s delivered from the window of a moving car. (Preferably NOT the driver’s window.)
Speaking on the nutritional benefits of eating mice.
…and the Cause of Death listed on the certificate was ‘boredom’.
Welcome to today’s edition of “Unsolicited Advice from People Who Don’t Have Their Own Lives in Order”.
Not really any way he can respond to that without getting in trouble.