Third Option: Any BMW driver
Well, last night I dreamed a spider hatch was overwhelming my house, so let’s not go there…
Forearmed? Is that half an octopus?
And then you can end the lecture by giving Jeri a tube of Preparation H, because she is an a…… never mind.
If he had triplets, he could have named them Anna, Dianna and Trianna
We have a local candidate running by the name of Ron Moe. I bet he had a tough time in school when the teacher called roll, last name first… and no, this is not a joke. I may vote for him just out of sympathy.
My cats appreciate the boxes.
You have a cat and a dog, where do you think the chicken went?
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it didn’t like getting wet whenever it crossed the river.
If pi shows up Cliff would handle it. No pie survives Cliff.
Third Option: Any BMW driver