Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for April 15, 2024

I’d have no problem getting up except I keep the bedroom COLD. I’m awake but I don’t wanna get up. Got no place to go except gym anyways

Sly had a rocky start

Stylvester Sallone Since lions don’t use litter boxes, I can’t imagine he worked in an environment where it didn’t stink at the time.

Spucy Larrow And she has some splaining to do as to why she thought an art installation needed to look like a bagel shop unless it was selling bagels.

May the Lord be with you as He is with me.

A movie production company desperately needs a new idea. They decide to make an Action Film featuring Classical Musicians.

They begin to enlist famous Action Heroes. The actors they choose are:

Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis, and Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Director says, “Sylvester, you be Beethoven. Bruce, you be Mozart.”

Arnold Schwarzenegger says, “I’ll be Bach.”

That lion looks hungry. Thankfully, he didn’t…..

I though dysania was a paranoid fear of vacuum cleaners

I don’t know much about art, but I know what I like! I like Bagels! (real ones, of course)

I caught dysania when I retired. Glad there’s no cure.

Cleaning lion cages is a good job if you can get it. After all, cleaners are always getting eaten by their clients…

It is called morning because you morn getting out of bed; at least I do.

So what did Ms. Sparrow use for Lox and cream cheese?

Spinal Arthritis also makes it hard to get out of bed in the mornings, and it’s easier to pronounce

I like the look on the lion’s face! :-)

Hail Dysania!

Dysania? How can you have a medical condition for something that’s normal? There should be a name for when people like getting up early.

I learn so much every time I view a panel in this strip continuance!!

i used to live in Dysania

If I were dropped into a lion cage, there would be a mess to clean up.

Before I became not a Hollywood Actor, I used to clean the Hippopotamus’ cage at the Fresno Zoo. ADRIAN!!! Was the Hippo’s name. No lion.

After several rewrites, that became “Eye of the Tiger”.

In NY, eh? Probably right after his zoo gig, Sly got a small part in the Woody Allen movie “Bananas”, as a would-be robber in the subway.

Can anyone decipher the labels on the bagels?