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1. about 11 hours ago on The Fusco Brothers

   confidence booster..

2. about 12 hours ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

   Please do tell me your expectations…

3. about 12 hours ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

   A Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.

   The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and it won again.

   The local paper read: PASTOR’S AS$ OUT FRONT.

   The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

   The next day the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR’S AS$.

   This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Pastor to getrid of the donkey.

   The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent.

   The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST AS$ IN TOWN.

   The Bishop fainted.

   He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farm for $10.

   The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS AS$ FOR $10

   This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

   The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER AS$ IS WILD AND FREE.

   The Bishop was buried the next day.

4. about 12 hours ago on 9 to 5

   Sims seems happy..

5. 2 days ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not
   Getting the wind back!

   A hunter shoots a deer and is pulling it back to his truck..

   A farmer passes by and says, “Hey you shot that deer on my property. That makes that deer mine.”

   The hunter says, “No way, I tracked it, I shot it, it’s mine.”

   The farmer says, “Ok Ok…we’ll settle this the old way.”

   “The old way?”

   “Yes. We’ll take turns kicking each other in the cojones and the first guy who can’t take it anymore loses. The winner gets the deer.”

   The hunter thinks about this and he says, “Ok, let’s do it.”

   The farmer says, “Ok, let me go first.” He takes a big wind up and just nails the hunter right in the cojones with his big dirty farmer boots.

   The hunter doubles over in pain, huffing and puffing for a several minutes. He finally gets up, still panting and says, “Ok Ok…I’m still in…my turn.”

   The farmer says, “Nah, you can keep the deer.”

6. 2 days ago on Pot-Shots

   If god exists, I’m thinking he probably don’t care non if I approve of what he does…

7. 2 days ago on 9 to 5

   I’d give $30 just for an easy to remember password..

8. 2 days ago on Francis

   Get where?

9. 2 days ago on Birdbrains

   Man – you can get some fine flesh from Adam’s rib…

10. 2 days ago on Adult Children

    How do I apply for #2?