The Walrus and the Carpenter
Were walking close at hand;
They wept like anything to see
Such quantities of sand:
If this were only cleared away,’
They said, it would be grand!’
.
If seven maids with seven mops
Swept it for half a year,
Do you suppose,’ the Walrus said,
That they could get it clear?’
I doubt it,’ said the Carpenter,
And shed a bitter tear.
Home, home on the range.
Dyson® vacuum cleaners would have made a big difference to the peasants in Jean-François Millet’s painting, “The Gleaners.”
The Wild West was a lot cleaner than we were led to believe.
Years ago, there was a sitcom about life in the Old West. One scene stood out in my mind;
Wife: “No matter how much I sweep, I can’t seem to get the dirt off of the floor.”
Husband: “That’s because it’s a dirt floor.”
And the canned laughter explodes.
1 out of 2 poor dirt farmers agree: “Nothing sucks like an Electrolux!”
Clyde’s farm is the envy of his neighbours and has won many awards for being the cleanest.
This is kinda like trying to bail out the ocean.
I remember those vacuum cleaners.
The famous painting by Jean Francois Millet – “The Cleaners”
Must be Oklahoma, where the wind comes sweeping down the plain and her hubby vacuums.
“Those strangers sure cleaned up this town.”
The dust bowl was a Boone to the vacuum industry.
B. Kliban
blunebottle about 1 month ago
The Walrus and the Carpenter
Were walking close at hand;
They wept like anything to see
Such quantities of sand:
If this were only cleared away,’
They said, it would be grand!’
.
If seven maids with seven mops
Swept it for half a year,
Do you suppose,’ the Walrus said,
That they could get it clear?’
I doubt it,’ said the Carpenter,
And shed a bitter tear.
thebashfulone about 1 month ago
Home, home on the range.
PraiseofFolly about 1 month ago
Dyson® vacuum cleaners would have made a big difference to the peasants in Jean-François Millet’s painting, “The Gleaners.”
tremaine53 about 1 month ago
The Wild West was a lot cleaner than we were led to believe.
WaitingMan about 1 month ago
Years ago, there was a sitcom about life in the Old West. One scene stood out in my mind;
Wife: “No matter how much I sweep, I can’t seem to get the dirt off of the floor.”
Husband: “That’s because it’s a dirt floor.”
And the canned laughter explodes.
Droptma Styx about 1 month ago
1 out of 2 poor dirt farmers agree: “Nothing sucks like an Electrolux!”
Alberta Oil Premium Member about 1 month ago
Clyde’s farm is the envy of his neighbours and has won many awards for being the cleanest.
Steverino Premium Member about 1 month ago
This is kinda like trying to bail out the ocean.
Vet Premium Member about 1 month ago
I remember those vacuum cleaners.
kendonna about 1 month ago
The famous painting by Jean Francois Millet – “The Cleaners”
SallyLin about 1 month ago
Must be Oklahoma, where the wind comes sweeping down the plain and her hubby vacuums.
Stephen Gilberg about 1 month ago
“Those strangers sure cleaned up this town.”
6turtle9 about 1 month ago
The dust bowl was a Boone to the vacuum industry.