Clay Jones for March 24, 2024

For just $19 dollars a month, YOU can make a difference in the life of a billionaire.

Operators are standing by!

Are people going to Short Truth Fecal, er Social?

Delusional plant above, mind seeded with garbage.

When trump was president, don jr and eric “eric who” trump were selling access to meet him, and the prices ranged from $25,000 to $1 million

Now that he’s citizen nobody, trump’s on the discount rack.

I don’t suppose that’s a piranha.

I love how scared the fish is

Sippy cup: Dunk Drumpf

I feel some money laundering coming up. After all, that’s something Orange Traitor has done well, allegedly.

$5? The Art of the Deal here is 5 cents.

Judging by the photos at his rallies, at the rate his a$$ is growing that board he is on will be unable to support his weight soon.

Step right up! Try yer luck! Win something for the little lady!

Always has, Always will , And Still is………….Trumpie the Clown ! Oh yea not a nickel for that soon to be homeless monstrosity , ever !

Only $5?

That vat needs to be full of sulfuric acid. Dissolve his fat a$$.

Not paying HIM for even this. He get not one dime. Not one cent. I have principles. Now ! if someone else profits instead, I am in.

Sooooo… do I throw the baseballs at the target or at the “fat clown” on the plank?

A dunk tank would be fun, but I’d rather see him upside down and shackled, attempting to replicate Houdini’s famous Chinese Water Torture Cell escape.

I’d pay twenty, fifty if they let me pee in the tank first.

Here’s a C-Note.

Make that tub a cesspool and here’s a fin

AG James has filed judgements in Westchester county on Perp$464M’s Seven Springs mansion and Trump National golf course, effectively placing liens on them and setting the stage for seizure.

Any chance the liquid in the tank is some kind of acid? :-)

the biggler orange clown pos needs a bath to wash the smell off!!! i take 100

That’s one way to raise money to pay off the legal fees, judgments, and fines; in case he doesn’t sell enough of those ugly sneakers.

My favorite part of the strip is the fish cowering in fear that his world might be tainted. Many of us feel the same way.

“Look Mommy! A Manatee in a blue suit!”

“This cartoon shows how down to earth Trump truly is.”

He won’t be “down to earth” until he’s 6 feet under!

Christmas Morning is on the 25th of March this year. Let’s see what Ms. James has for us. I know I’ve been good.

The orange blob is broke or has $50 billion or maybe he is destitute or what in the Wide, Wide World of Sports is a going on here?

I want to know what medicine, herb or fairy dust, is the Orange Blob taking, that is keeping him from having a full blown, exploding head, diaper filling, conniption fit?

A tank of piranhas and sharks and killer whales…I’m ready!

Oh dem golden slippers, but darn it, he took them off before getting on the bench.

Is that bleach water?! Put me down for $500.

I would be asked to leave the sideshow because I wouldn’t be aiming at the bullseye.

I can’t throw for sh!t BUT I’d pony up a fin or two……

What happens once the hair hits the water?

Could be an Agent Orange situation. Does an orange blob of goo float or sink? C’mon magat saps. Your hero needs help again. You can scrape up $460 mill can’t you? Don’t let the Saudi’s beat you to it.

I’m guessing the tRumpy Bear has petered out.

Put a few piranhas in that tank, & you’ll have a lot more takers…

I wonder how many folks would throw so wildly that they plonk him in the face?

I would do that…

Do it now, because if that clown becomes president again, you won’t have the five bucks to spend.

The fish seems alive, so it must only be water in there, not acid — in which case, you might not get many takers.

After all, this guy’s been wet all over for decades now, and is already way past his pull date.

‘Don Poorleone’: Trump nickname trends on social media as ex-president faces bond deadline

I’d do it if he stayed under and couldn’t swim.

That fish knows it’s going to die if he drops. The color of the water will change to brown and the smell will kill the bystanders.

The Russian Flag lapel pin is a nice touch. Though I’d be that Mr Jones has included that in his cartoons for a while now.

If that’s a tank of acid … I’ll be happy to pay for every pitcher in the MLB to take aim!

I had to like this before I was finished reading it. And I feel sorry for the fish.

I’ve volunteered for tank duty for a charity. It was fun. But I’m laughing at the mental image of him trying to climb out of the tank.

Nothing makes me want to vote for a third party more than reading these political comics