Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for November 11, 2023

See what can happen when there’s a slow news day?

Glad to see Ora Zella understands how important healthy teeth and gums are! She’s such an adorable terror!

I think the Woman might soon decide it wasn’t such a bad thing that Elvis was using her hair brush.

OT: Lily Update

This is why cabinets and drawers are useful. And with a tortie like Ora Zella, the Woman needs to get some fireproof boxes.

Good luck getting your brushes back under your control, Woman!

I love Elvis’ indignant sarcasm and condescension in panel 3. Cat food smell is obviously a perfumed redolence to cats. Both the dining room and computer room in our house reek of it.

What better smell could her hair have?

It’s a virtuoso performance of inappropriate kitten chewing. The humans will be raving. Sort of!

Zelda likes to get up on my bathroom sink and rub her face on everything she can, including my electric toothbrush. Thankfully she has not tried to chew on it, though a while back she did find my single-use eyedrops and decided they were toys.

Ora likes to take care of her teeth…

The cosmic ballet goes on

This just in: Cat food smell – not something you can just “brush” aside…

Elvis looks put out. Ora is happily biting away.

Bear came into the living room for the first time. She was on the wet bar, posing. Then she took over hubby’s recliner. Hooray!

Ah how nice. Cat cub is learns how to brush teeths.

I’m a dentist, and got tired of the vet shaming me for not brushing my cats’ teeth. So I got a baby toothbrush- this was in the 90s before cat brushes-and started with a male kitten about 10 weeks old. He let me brush for a while then he decided this was wonderful and started the Ora Zella method. I had to give up because he was actually hurting himself with the toothbrush!

Now my hair’s gonna smell like cat food………….you’re welcome………..I luv it

My experience with child/cat lock out devices is that I can’t open anything.

I have a cat who chews and eats plastic. I found one of my dishwashing/cleaning gloves missing the end of a finger. Now I have to put the new ones where he can’t find them.

“You’re welcome,” is exactly what my cats would reply, too. And now look at Ora Zella learning from Uncle Elvis!

My boy Captain is just like Ora Zella. The toothbrush is kept in the bathroom sink drawer.

Pete Seeger and Lee Hays: If I Had a Hammer

If I had a hairbrush

I’d use it in the morning

I’d use it in the evening

All over my fur

I’d use it for my grooming

I’d use it for my Woman

I’d show my love for my cat food

All over this land!

…….

If I had a toothbrush

I’d chew it in the morning

I’d chew it in the evening

All over the floor

I’d chew it for the Woman

I’d chew it for the children

I’d chew it and shred it until

It was no more!

…….

Well I have a hairbrush

A toothbrush as well

And I have a place to brush and chew

All over this house

It’s the hairbrush of Woman

It’s the toothbrush of someone

It just goes to show the love of each an everyone person

Who live in this house!

I had a cat that chewed my toothbrush. Caught her doing it one morning. Her look told me she did it everyday while I was in the shower. Ewww! I put it in the drawer after that. Didn’t know mint was related to catnip.

Well, since I am betting that toothbrush belongs to the Woman, her breath is gonna smell like cat food too!

Now her breath is gonna smell like cat food.

Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

Serfig-Aro: Welcome to the annual Temple Owl basketball tournament! Let us all take a moment to honor those who have served to protect and defend us!

Serfig-Aro: And now to our first round of one on one hoops. The best two out of three will go on to the next round until we have our champion!

Sometime Later

Lupinium: That was a hard fought contest. You were a worthy rival, Wicket.

Wicket: Nice to know I’ve still got it. But congratulations on your win.

Lupinium: Now I challenge you to the buffet!

Who wouldn’t want to smell like a Siamese?

Last panel made me LOL!

OMC – the little one with the toothrush- so funny!!!

Never in a fictional universe ask how things can get worse, or even imply it. The answer will come. I do love Elvis’ self-satisfaction.

Anything left out in the open is fair game for cats.

Look, Woman, can we just brush off this incident and get back to combing for news?

Hahaha, Elvis says ’you’re welcome." Oh oh someone’s got a toothbrush now.

I had to change where I store my toothbrush because our Tygger did the same as OZ when she was young.

Our cats do the same thing :) either messing with our hair brushes or chewing on our toothbrushes…too funny!

I’d like to take the opportunity to thank all veterans and active members of the armed forces for their service.

The last panel cracked me up!

Thanks again for a morning laugh, Georgia!

The woman is really going to love that Tuna flavored tooth paste she doesn’t know she has.

Lucky is highly proud of himself.

Pucky.

She thinks that’s bad, but wait until she uses her toothbrush.

Now you can taste catfood as well. Ora Zella strikes again

Get yourself an electric toothbrush, Woman. They’re better on your teeth and you can take off and hide the heads.

It always gets to nipping and rabbit kicking eventually. The late Otis, a blue Fold, had a compulsion to chew bathroom rugs for awhile. He left bald spots and inspired tasteless jokes.

I got my BCN Christmas tree ornament and I love!

And that’s why they need their own toothbrush.

After the episode of Facts of Life, when one of the girls accidentally knocked her friend’s toothbrush into the garbage, or the toilet.. and then put it back without saying anything because they were fighting, I started putting my toothbrush in the cupboard. I don’t use a toothbrush holder either. They get really filthy!

Vinegar and/or baking soda. Also alcohol.

Dude. “Tis we!” Nov 11, 2018 i love how Lupin reasons it out.

Bite, bite, bite! Thank you for making me laugh hard, Georgia.

Georgia: Whenever you need to wash the hairbrush, wash it in the clothes washer with the cold temp clothes.