Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 22, 2022

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    BE THIS GUY  over 2 years ago

    Going to need a big scooper for that desk.

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    sirbadger  over 2 years ago

    If it pays the bills, why not?

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    hariseldon59  over 2 years ago

    I wonder where the cord is plugged in.

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    Concretionist  over 2 years ago

    Go! Go! Go! Go!

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 2 years ago

    And he does his business in an open space.

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 2 years ago

    Is the pup doing stock exchange or something?

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    B UTTONS  over 2 years ago

    The dog is doing business with Pooh.

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    carlsonbob  over 2 years ago

    Urine trouble, Stephan.

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    Bilan  over 2 years ago

    It must be a deskshund.

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    syzygy47  over 2 years ago

    At least it looks like the dog is paper trained.

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    Need coffee  over 2 years ago

    Wall St. chihuahua

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    Gent  over 2 years ago

    Dog gone it.

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    Gent  over 2 years ago

    Chi-haw-haw!

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    unfair.de  over 2 years ago

    Well, you wouldn’t like him doing his stinkin’ business in the home office like Stephan is doing with his humor?

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    Caldonia  over 2 years ago

    That’s outrageous! This gag isn’t depressing or angry at all! Pastis, you’re not yourself today.

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    ronaldspence  over 2 years ago

    Looks like a Chihuahua! Must be doing international business

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    ncrist  over 2 years ago

    Get the man a throne! He’s king for the next, say, 10 Minutes.

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    Imagine  over 2 years ago

    Just wait until it wants to come inside to use your bathroom. Or rug.

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    Doug K  over 2 years ago

    What potty humor?

    The potty-ness was (only assumed) in the mind of Rat & some readers.

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    iggyman  over 2 years ago

    This has to be one of the funniest ever!

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    iggyman  over 2 years ago

    Must be one of the working breeds!

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    AndreasMartin  over 2 years ago

    Seems to be a rather small business.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member over 2 years ago

    “Takin’ Care of Business” ~ BTO or “TCB” ~ Elvis

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    zerotvus  over 2 years ago

    I was expecting a lawn mower……..

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    Procat Premium Member over 2 years ago

    He might be helping Stephan mine bitcoin.

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    Michael Muth Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Larsen did that one a couple of decades ago.

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    Lotus  over 2 years ago

    Woke up in a bad mood and needed a pun. But this will do.

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    evilgas  over 2 years ago

    I think the dog is a shih tzu!

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Funny, Steph! More of this, please!

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    Denver Reader Premium Member over 2 years ago

    If I could only flush this from my memory.

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    MS72  over 2 years ago

    Enjoy the go!

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    HOTLOTUS1  over 2 years ago

    How’s he get past the mouse.

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    wireknot  over 2 years ago

    Squirrel, take a letter please…

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    Jeffin Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Please! Curb your Pastis.

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    Ellis97  over 2 years ago

    What did I say about puns?

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    wongo  over 2 years ago

    I’d wager he’s emailing that bitch from accounting!

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    Croc Holliday  over 2 years ago

    Is that a long-nosed chihuahua?

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    Zebrastripes  over 2 years ago

    Doo doo what you doo doo so well….

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    Bucinka  over 2 years ago

    Well, it is tax season….

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    Tetonbil Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Cute! I admit it, I laughed. Thanks Stephan!

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    CaveCat87  over 2 years ago

    What’s your problem, Rat? At least it’s not the other kind of ‘business’.

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    Goat from PBS  over 2 years ago

    Well… Pig’s not wrong. I wonder if the dog is playing Wordle.

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    OldTim  over 2 years ago

    One thing has always been odd. Pigs are intelligent while goats are not. Weird

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    Crash7  over 2 years ago

    This amused me more than it should have. Well done, sir.

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    WilliamZachary  over 2 years ago

    No matter which business, get the #@$% off my lawn!

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    mwksix  over 2 years ago

    He could at least have lifted his leg!

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    Altar_Ego  over 2 years ago

    Can you imagine the size of the bag needed to clean this up?

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    Snoots  over 2 years ago

    If they’d set his water out by the big tree… it would be a pee tree dish.

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    christelisbetty  over 2 years ago

    Just the other day, I was wondering why, with all the animals in this strip, there were no dogs or cats.

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    Mentor397  over 2 years ago

    Dogs are a lot more organized than I’d thought they were. Maybe it’s just my dog with the messy desk.

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    schaefer jim  over 2 years ago

    The whole toon is funny, but the second panel is down right hilarious! Great gag Steve!

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Brave leader.

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    Lola85 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I love it when a comic makes me actually laugh out loud. It’s so good for the psyche.

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    AMBER1  over 2 years ago

    Just “do it” outside, Pastis. ;)

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    stapelia99  over 2 years ago

    Larson ripoff!

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    willie_mctell  over 2 years ago

    “I told my mama and my daddy the night before. If married women will kill me just watch me go.”another. floating blues verse

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    CeeFunnies  over 2 years ago

    He is on their property, they need to charge him rent.

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    tim  over 2 years ago

    Two puns about number twos on twosday! Way to go!

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    pamela welch Premium Member over 2 years ago

    G R O A N — LOLOL

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    Sisyphos  over 2 years ago

    On the whole, I’d rather not watch you go, Cartoon-Boy. Or should I call you Potty-Boy?

    In truth, the lawn office was a cute conceit.

    And, as all too often, Rat again failed to bring his bat….

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    BasilBruce  over 2 years ago

    Gives new meaning to the word “downloading.”

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    gmu328  about 2 years ago

    a two-for gag strip!

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    alikgator  about 2 years ago

    Probably sending e-mails telling people they’re on Federal police offenders list for immoral behavior on internet. (I got one too)

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    DaBump Premium Member about 2 years ago

    “And I’m getting PAID to DO it!”

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    DannyDonkeyHatesPeople  about 2 years ago

    That’s a dog?

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