• Is Calvin even a real boy?
Armstrong, didn’t your parents teach you anything?
It’s smart to know you’re limitations.
They’re trying to tell you something.
She’s a commando with d-cups!
I think Pastis likes being locked in the liquor cabinet.
How a model lost a day’s pay.
That confession is inadmissible — it was given under duress!
(Ask your husband!)
• Check his shoes.
• Or the desire to.
• Is Calvin even a real boy?