Universal Truths: BAD – Mondays suck, jury summons, root canal, IRS, colonoscopies. GOOD – Getting out of jury duty, cop pulling over jerk who just cut you off, a free lap dance and universal favorite: SEX.
Ummm, do you want to explain that to slow drivers in the fast lane, the neighbors with a barking dog, the Bee Gees, printer ink companies and fat men in speedos?
I agree with the people in panels 1, 3, 5, 6, and 8. Cheese and chocolate taste super awesome! In my country, there aren’t any cold winters, but I think a warm cozy bed in a cold winter day would feel nice. Disco REALLY never should’ve caught on, but I kinda wish for heavy metal to be more popular. If printer ink wasn’t so expensive, printing would be wayyyyyyyyyy easier!
Newsflash for all your nervous nellies, accelerate to merge into traffic when entering the freeway. Quit hitting the brakes everytime you catch a glimpse of another car.
We always need to keep in mind that each of us has likes and dislikes. And we need to try to tolerate the dislikes, as hard as that may be. The result can be a better family, community, country, and world.
The cheese comment might upset the lactose intolerant and/or vegans. How about “most guys shouldn’t wear shorts, at least those stupid three quarter jobs?” If you are hot — and chances are you are not — maybe.
I am not so strongly against Disco; some of what is tarred with that title was not so bad IMO. Otherwise, I like Pig’s idea and most of the citizen’s responses as well….
Though I personally lean more towards rock, there was also plenty of great disco music. I’d have more trouble coming up with a list of country songs I love than a list of disco songs. Sure, there was plenty of lousy music too, but that’s true of every genre, especially one that becomes something of a fad. Not to mention that there was a homophobic and racist element to the whole “death to disco” thing.
BE THIS GUY about 6 years ago
No one should call you before noon on Sunday.
Adiraiju about 6 years ago
Blackflies are unpleasant when you’re working outside.
ShawnJovian about 6 years ago
5 out of 9 actually
Templo S.U.D. about 6 years ago
looks like you’re making nice business, Pig, with a kiosk like that
Darsan54 Premium Member about 6 years ago
Never drink wine – any wine! – over ice cubes.
Little Caesar about 6 years ago
Don’t reach for the honey without smokin’ the hive.
blunebottle about 6 years ago
Some women shouldn’t wear Speedos, either.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member about 6 years ago
Universal Truths: BAD – Mondays suck, jury summons, root canal, IRS, colonoscopies. GOOD – Getting out of jury duty, cop pulling over jerk who just cut you off, a free lap dance and universal favorite: SEX.
Bilan about 6 years ago
Ummm, do you want to explain that to slow drivers in the fast lane, the neighbors with a barking dog, the Bee Gees, printer ink companies and fat men in speedos?
chris_weaver about 6 years ago
Just don’t get into ‘less filling’ and ‘tastes great’!
ND Cool Z about 6 years ago
I agree with the people in panels 1, 3, 5, 6, and 8. Cheese and chocolate taste super awesome! In my country, there aren’t any cold winters, but I think a warm cozy bed in a cold winter day would feel nice. Disco REALLY never should’ve caught on, but I kinda wish for heavy metal to be more popular. If printer ink wasn’t so expensive, printing would be wayyyyyyyyyy easier!
Jabroniville Premium Member about 6 years ago
As one of the world’s only cheese-haters, this strip makes me cry. The rest holds true, but BOO TO CHEESE!!!
It’s especially aggravating in Canada and the US, where every single restaurant makes “cheese on it” the default, thus justifying higher prices.
Jeff0811 about 6 years ago
1, depends on the cheese, some good, some not so good.
2, Accident or merging traffic, road construction, all lanes are slow.
3, Try using chocolate syrup as salad dressing.
4, Agreed.
5, Disco rocks, especially if you eat a cake that was left out in the rain.
7, Generally a beer/wine person, not always though.
8, Agreed
9, No man should wear Speedos.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 6 years ago
Man buns are not a good look.
F-Flash about 6 years ago
Newsflash for all your nervous nellies, accelerate to merge into traffic when entering the freeway. Quit hitting the brakes everytime you catch a glimpse of another car.
sarah413 Premium Member about 6 years ago
Sweet Caroline should no longer be played at a sporting event.
Cameron1988 Premium Member about 6 years ago
Pineapple pizza should’ve NEVER been invented
The TM about 6 years ago
We always need to keep in mind that each of us has likes and dislikes. And we need to try to tolerate the dislikes, as hard as that may be. The result can be a better family, community, country, and world.
Willywise52 Premium Member about 6 years ago
Agree to disagree.
Radish the wordsmith about 6 years ago
Dark chocolate, please.
Plods with ...™ about 6 years ago
The more #7 the better the others.
tripwire45 about 6 years ago
I’m okay with all of that, but my daughter hates cheese.
mattro65 about 6 years ago
It’s not quire 8:30 AM and and I’m sure many parents would agree that a rainy day with 3 active young boys is not such a good thing.
enigmamz about 6 years ago
I don’t care for cheese, I don’t like chocolate in my chili, and beer is nasty.
BiathlonNut about 6 years ago
Telemarketers should be hung, drawn and quartered.
Diat60 about 6 years ago
(in a very small voice) I love disco music.
Andrew Sleeth about 6 years ago
Never go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line.
skipper1992 about 6 years ago
Meh. I’m okay with (some) disco. I run road races. The Village People and “Copacabana” are on my race-day playlist to help me maintain my pace.
J Quest about 6 years ago
We hold these truths to be self-evident…
A_NY_Outlaw about 6 years ago
one thing we should all agree on, is giving thanks to our veterans for our freedoms, every day.
Bruce1253 about 6 years ago
Nap more, argue less.
bluegirl285 about 6 years ago
The tv show “Lucifer” should never have been cancelled.
newyorkslim about 6 years ago
It’s not the heat, it’s the humidity.
newyorkslim about 6 years ago
We should have turkey more often than just on Thanksgiving.
aerotica69 about 6 years ago
“Jeggings” should not be made in sizes larger than 6.
Lablubber about 6 years ago
Poker should not be a spectator sport.
SusieB about 6 years ago
Love disco! Not a fan of beer.
JoePaulson2 about 6 years ago
The cheese comment might upset the lactose intolerant and/or vegans. How about “most guys shouldn’t wear shorts, at least those stupid three quarter jobs?” If you are hot — and chances are you are not — maybe.
TurbosDad about 6 years ago
Spandex is a privilege; not a right…
LadyPamelaJ about 6 years ago
Everybody loves Bohemian Rhapsody
DHurd about 6 years ago
Hey, I like disco!
LrdSlvrhnd about 6 years ago
Had me until the beer one. Ewww!
JP Steve Premium Member about 6 years ago
Wow! 140 reasons (to date) why there ain’t nuthin’ everybody can agree on!
Asharah about 6 years ago
I hate cheese, don’t drink beer and loved disco.
sarah413 Premium Member about 6 years ago
A couple driving related ones.
People who don’t find it necessary to use the turn signal on their car. Our names are not Claire Voyant or Nostradamus.
People who don’t find it necessary to turn on the car headlights when it’s pouring out. Running lights ARE NOT headlights.
Sisyphos about 6 years ago
I am not so strongly against Disco; some of what is tarred with that title was not so bad IMO. Otherwise, I like Pig’s idea and most of the citizen’s responses as well….
jackproarty about 6 years ago
I think Rat sent the beer person and the dog person.
Mentor397 about 6 years ago
They should never have cancelled the TV show, Scorpion.
evsxrk about 6 years ago
Though I personally lean more towards rock, there was also plenty of great disco music. I’d have more trouble coming up with a list of country songs I love than a list of disco songs. Sure, there was plenty of lousy music too, but that’s true of every genre, especially one that becomes something of a fad. Not to mention that there was a homophobic and racist element to the whole “death to disco” thing.
Not really a big fan of beer either.
micahglass3 about 6 years ago
Bacon is amazing
Dippy almost 6 years ago
I’m old enough to remember when Mac vs. PC was a raging controversy.
ADNERB Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Hahahahahahahahahaha!! Love this!!
Ignis Atramento almost 6 years ago
The Lays bag is 754% air.
TidalRose82 almost 6 years ago
McDonald’s makes the best fries.
One Navy Seal over 4 years ago
You shouldn’t have to wait 8 months for a game update
alantain 6 months ago
Overweight people shouldn’t jump on trampolines.