Some days, washing your hair is a major accomplishment.
“Oh, you want a solid number two from me? I can arrange that…”
Pretty sure Rose’s expression was the one on my face last week when something big landed on the back of my head and started crawling around.
*antagonist. He’s absolutely the supervillain, not the superhero.
And here I thought Urbanites were fans of Keith Urban.
Had to be able to fly high enough to get over the railing.
I tried to volunteer to be a grandma once, but I just didn’t have the right qualifications. Also had too much beard.
Nope, if she’d been paying attention, she wouldn’t have to look over her shoulder to say “What?” because she would have heard what he said.
Hey, he tried to warn her, it’s not his fault she wasn’t paying attention to him!
Heart, don’t fail me now!
Courage, don’t desert me!
Don’t turn back now that we’re here
People always say
Life is full of choices
No one ever mentions fear
Or how the world can seem so vast
On a journey to the past
Some days, washing your hair is a major accomplishment.