Those other planets don’t have to worry. We’ve already done a pretty good job of destroying Earth, and we’ve left our trash on the moon and on Mars. We’ll get to the others eventually, so nobody will feel left out.
And the reason Earth is so dirty is because it’s the only planet in our solar system proven to have life on it, and those lifeforms contribute to earth pollution.
Venus is hot and flustered, Mercury is running hot and cold at the same time, Mars is not contributing anything to the atmosphere of the party, Pluto snuck in uninvited, and Jupiter is gassing up the place, neptune is out in the cold, and no one wants to look at Uranus (stop asking)…but sure, they have a problem with Earth.
Got to admit though, someone like Saturn enough to put a ring on it.
Ratkin 26 days ago
Clean up on Earth Day, people.
chief tommy 26 days ago
Is that little one Pluto?
maherchebib 26 days ago
I see that he kept Pluto. Neil is not going to be happy about that!!!!
enigmamz 26 days ago
Earth is fine, it’s all the parasites that are the problem.
Qiset 26 days ago
Nine! Pluto got to come to the party!
Gent 26 days ago
It night time. Obveeously they no invites Sun to party.
Imagine 26 days ago
Don’t get too close to her. She’s got an infestation and it’s contagious
Cpeckbourlioux 26 days ago
Pretty good, what with all the earth day cartoons abounding.
Purple People Eater 26 days ago
Those other planets don’t have to worry. We’ve already done a pretty good job of destroying Earth, and we’ve left our trash on the moon and on Mars. We’ll get to the others eventually, so nobody will feel left out.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 26 days ago
You would think he would clean up for his own party!
bullpunky 26 days ago
“Pig Pen” from Peanuts, that’s a fair analogy
sarahbowl1 Premium Member 26 days ago
Says a lot!
ddl297 26 days ago
Pluto should still be called a planet. Jupiter IS, and it’s essentially just a big old ball of gas (like my former boss)!
phritzg Premium Member 26 days ago
Is this a spontaneous party, or did they planet?
Lucid Premium Member 26 days ago
Bought the malarkey, I see.
clacou 26 days ago
Forgot to include puking and pooping everywhere, farting and sneezing viruses…
HarryLime Premium Member 26 days ago
Who’s hosting this fete?
nancyb creator 26 days ago
She’s got a bad case of humans.
Barnabus Blackoak 26 days ago
Well, there goes the solar system!
RobinHood 26 days ago
One too many
Neil DeGrasse-Tyson
walk.rich 26 days ago
OK, now I see what carbon footprints are.
MRC112 26 days ago
Yep – this just about sums it up
Frank Burns Eats Worms 26 days ago
What on Earth!
Daltongang Premium Member 26 days ago
Yep Planet Earth, the S#it Show of the solar system.
sobrown51 26 days ago
Oh sure… like Mercury isn’t a heavy metal pollutant too.
Digital Frog 26 days ago
Who invited Jupiter? Talk about a gas giant…
jasonsnakelover 26 days ago
And the reason Earth is so dirty is because it’s the only planet in our solar system proven to have life on it, and those lifeforms contribute to earth pollution.
zenyattafan 26 days ago
Today is Earth Day.
Mike Baldwin creator 26 days ago
Perfect! Well done!
Jml58 26 days ago
A Pale Blue Dot.
PDXCubbie 26 days ago
HAPPY EARTH DAY! Although the way we are treating it, doesn’t surprise me he’s THAT dirty…..LOL!
thejanith Premium Member 26 days ago
Yeah, you can tell which one’s lived on. Thanks for noting Earth Day.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 26 days ago
Earth is still cleaner than Uranus.
John M 26 days ago
I recall a cartoon strip in the Sunday paper, going back a few decades, about the planets and poor Earth had an outbreak of people.
Stephen Gilberg 26 days ago
Surely it’s the fourth planet that mars the carpet.
DevilDog2001 Premium Member 26 days ago
Three chairs for Earth day! Shout out to Pluto. “Dwarf Planet,” what an insult!
Drgnslr Premium Member 26 days ago
Trying living on Jupiter…
ehs2 26 days ago
Grandfathered
MissyTiger 25 days ago
Ugh, that Gaia ’gain?
Chris Sherlock 25 days ago
Planet Earth will have a dirty martini.
decalwrites 25 days ago
Should not shame her. She has a horrible skin disease called “humans”.
Lily.spokescat 25 days ago
Sigh…
wconer 25 days ago
Uranus seems a little blue…
Shikamoo Premium Member 25 days ago
Earth sheds debris like Pigpen.
Darryl Heine 25 days ago
The Pig Pen of Earth Day?
MichaelD Premium Member 25 days ago
Gotta love this oh so focused discussion about an Earth Day cartoon we have here.
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member 25 days ago
No wonder Earthlings drink.
flingebunt 23 days ago
Venus is hot and flustered, Mercury is running hot and cold at the same time, Mars is not contributing anything to the atmosphere of the party, Pluto snuck in uninvited, and Jupiter is gassing up the place, neptune is out in the cold, and no one wants to look at Uranus (stop asking)…but sure, they have a problem with Earth.
Got to admit though, someone like Saturn enough to put a ring on it.
Mary Sullivan Premium Member 23 days ago
Well, earth is infested with parasites.