Clay Jones for March 16, 2024

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    Concretionist  2 months ago

    Pizza Rat has a “pie” chart too.

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    Alexander the Good Enough  2 months ago

    RNC = Reprobate National Committee.

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    ibFrank  2 months ago

    “RNC” Republicans Now Communist.

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    S&C = Dismayed&Depressed   2 months ago

    On target genius!!! Thanks!!!

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    EgidiusPfanzelter  2 months ago

    It‘s sad to see the party of Lincoln bowing to a grifter.

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    knutdl  2 months ago

    Ooooh. It must be true because its a pie. I pledge my life and my fortune to the pie.(Dilbert)

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    knutdl  2 months ago

    It’s a unit circle. A unit circle is a circle on the Cartesian Plane that has a radius of 1 unit and is centered at the origin (0, 0). (WWW so it must be true).

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    GiantShetlandPony  2 months ago

    For some reason I’m not sad to see the Orange Grifter bankrupt the RNC. Bankrupting companies is what he does best.

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    Havel  2 months ago

    Melania needs a cut. It says so in the much adjusted pre-nup.

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    scote1379 Premium Member 2 months ago

    And the suckers still send Trumpie the Clown money !

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    hoot1  2 months ago
    CJ…great toon today! Spot on.
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    mourdac Premium Member 2 months ago

    Numerous Repubs are fighting these efforts. It will be interesting to see how successful they are.

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    Godfreydaniel  2 months ago

    I’m not positive Traitor Trump could pick Eric out of a police lineup but if he wore the propeller beanie there’s at least a chance. (Of course what Traitor Trump wears on HIS brain damaged head is something yet to be identified by medical science…..)

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    Kilrwat Premium Member 2 months ago

    No budget for new dishes, I see…

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    suzalee  2 months ago

    If he is elected President, our tax money will look like that chart

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    T Smith  2 months ago

    RNC = Rapist Now Celebrated.

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    rs0204 Premium Member 2 months ago

    Just like North Korea and other dictatorships around the world, Trump will always put family members in charge of various things so he can pillage without restraint. Don’t let him have a go at the United States again. Vote Blue up and down the ballot.

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    The Nodding Head  2 months ago

    The grifters are in control, just what apparently God wants.

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    truthsocialol  2 months ago

    “RNC” RESPECTED.

    Now? cucks

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    Ontman  2 months ago

    I am disappointed in you, Mr. Jones. You drew Lara’s mouth very much smaller than it actually is.

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    The Butler  2 months ago

    Clay, why does Lara have scuffed knees?……………Oh! Nevermind.

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    The Lone Panda & Tonto  2 months ago

    trump is just like, a termite queen in a wooden building.

    He gets into something and it’s not long before it’s rotting and collapsing.

    And now I’m listening to “Chuck Berry – Little Queenie” Why does everything seem to cue up a song?

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    Iffy-Guile Biscuits Festive Holiday Hotfoot Revue  2 months ago

    MAGA = Malignant A$$hats Gaslighting America

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    Zebrastripes  2 months ago

    Pizza Rat will always be around to remind us what’s really important….

    Pizza Pizza!

    Another great message and artwork from Clay! ☺️❤️

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    Iffy-Guile Biscuits Festive Holiday Hotfoot Revue  2 months ago

    Spin the Wheel of Misfortune!

    … then try to buy back your scowls and howls!

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    lopaka  2 months ago

    The dictatorship in it’s early stages.

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    I was FRAMED!!!!!!  2 months ago

    The pie piece for ketchup is going to need to be larger, in the coming weeks.

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    rossevrymn  2 months ago

    Honey forget the kids’ college money!!!…………….

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    artjohn42  2 months ago

    The Republicult has, for at least the last hundred years, aligned itself with the American money aristocracy. Their policies have chipped away at our Republic in their efforts to do the bidding of their masters. A dictatorship is perfectly fine for them, as there won’t be all that pesky democracy in the way of what the oligarchs want. With Trump and the MAGA movement, they finally have a clear and easy way to total power.

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    IndyW  2 months ago

    Nepotism, “the practice among those with power or influence of favoring relatives, friends, or associates, especially by giving them jobs.” Now where else have we seen that on the news lately?

    Pizza Rat’s “pie” chart is the only accurate one, as it looks yummy.

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    Diane Lee Premium Member 2 months ago

    Maybe the Republicans who still have some integrity could form their own party. I would welcome a conservative party that could actually compete with the liberals without lying. That hasn’t happened in the entire time I have been politically aware, roughly 60 years. I don’t totally agree with a lot of liberal ideas- Actually, I am a Democrat by default, since there has never been another choice that research showed wasn’t lying to me. I would be interested in hearing the views of an HONEST conservative party. I have never had that option and once I understand that I am being lied to, even if the person lying seems to believe what he is saying—- actually even more so if he seems to actually believe it, because that’s nuts, so I have always voted Democratic. Yeah, some of them lie, but I have never seen dishonesty in an actual Democratic party platform. The Republicans, when they bother to develop a platform base it on lies.

    An honest conservative option might be nice.
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    piper_gilbert  2 months ago

    It will all go to Trump. No need to spin the wheel.

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    Ally2005  2 months ago

    Lara does resemble Vanna White. Is that Pizza Rat Sajak? T must of told Lara to remove the WOF Bankruptcy spot. T didn’t want to tip off the rubes as to the inevitable result for the former RNC.

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    thelordthygod666  2 months ago

    Countries where the presidential candidate also controls the party: Haiti, Rwanda, North Korea, United States…

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    Teto85 Premium Member 2 months ago

    Remember that time in middle school at lunch when someone told a joke while someone at the table was drinking milk and it spewed out their nose because it was so funny? This cartoon is that funny. But it was hot tea. Mr Jones does it again!!! (Thank dog for keyboard protectors)

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    Radish the wordsmith  2 months ago

    The republican liars and thieves are totally failing as a party.

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    willie_mctell  2 months ago

    At first glance I thought it waswas a spinner .

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    gmu328  2 months ago

    in the picture of Eric with the beanie, Eric must be wet behind the ear

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    Lou Nattic, né Stan C  2 months ago

    Flies even circle the portrait of Duma$$!

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    oldchas  2 months ago

    But what about the Biden crime family? There’s proof of a crime somewhere, we just can’t show it to you.

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    A# 466  2 months ago

    If the bladders WERE tiny, I bet that pssst off Trump. He was pssst off because he wasn’t pssst on.

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