Matt Wuerker for March 13, 2024

I easily picked out Matt Gaetz in this ’toon. Even in drawing, he still LOOKS like an A$%#*&@

There’s only one qualification necessary: who would be the most blindly faithful to the one true god tRump?

The Usual Suspects.

Can he have multiple V.P.s ?

Surprise VP candidate: Elon Musk.

Conservative icon George F. Will had the best line of 2016: “Who ever would agree to be Trump’s running mate would be unqualified because he would think Trump was qualified.”

Looks like a confederacy of dunces (sorry Toole).

he’ll pick someone from the family…

Anyone who works for/with The Orangutan should come folded into the fetal position and wrapped in bubble wrap secured with duct tape so they will survive being thrown under the bus (without pay, don’t forget). Or maybe I should not be recommending anything that might help that clown array survive busification.

Kneel before the throne of King Donald, conqueror of the Deep State, Lord of the realm, first of his dynasty. Pledge your fealty, your life and your precious dishonor. Go forth and gabble for his majesty. Smell the diaper. You are his. Praise him.

It’s going to be greene. One of the few magats more vile than trump and she has her head up his a## so far she knows what he had for lunch.

If he covers Trump’s debts it won’t matter that he was born in South Africa

74,000,000, this is you.

And then there’s Kennedy, reported to be checking our Aaron Rodgers and Jesse Ventura!

where’s Kellyanne – his blueberry consigliere?

Perfect

No Kid Rock or Ted Nugent?

Morten Morland had a good one on this ahem, topic.