Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for March 28, 2024

Got wood?

In somewhat unrelated news Punxsutawney Phil and Phyllis had two baby groundhogs.

If it was me my first question would be, “Where’s the dam cedar?”

They’re pining for a wider selection.

the balsa wood is for the little teething beavers

They really need some of that stuff, they’re getting pretty long in the tooth!

It’s missing the most poplar choice.

Can’t see a beaver going for Oak or Elm, hard on the teeth. Balsa’s like chalk. Poplar would be the preferred choice

“Grab a can-o-fir for me please.”

No beaver would buy balsa. They build dams not toy airplanes.

But they prefer Aspens and Willows