On my last cruise. they had a tv dedicated to sports in one of the bars. They showed a game of cricket every day except Saturday which was college football all day. They had a crowd watching it so I tried watching it for a while and it did not seem to follow the rules I had read once. So clearly I did not understand them.
And he was right. People cannot handle that we want someone on that wall willing to do things we are not willing to think about and cannot handle hearing about. (Though seriously, why do we need that base at all?)
Or you could try “Cups” where Chandler is the expert.