Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 26, 2024

At least he can warm his bath water

Whom does the picture on the wall show?

Giving him a bath is like giving a bath to a bobcat.

Was he swimming in the moat again?

Cool trick, Henry.

When’s the best time to take a bath?

Two dirty.

Wife: Will you go upstairs and draw a bath for the baby?

Me: Sure.

(leaves room)

(comes back)

Me: I forgot my pencil.

What do you call James Bond taking a bath?

Bubble 07

Our peke would do the boneless act when he figured out he was at the Vet’s office. Fortunately we didn’t need a forklift.

Multiply it by three and you get what’s happening with the puppies at our house…

rule of owning a pet: Never tell them when bath time is.

I knew some guy who boasted that he’s was going to make millions by spending his entire life savings to raise boneless chickens. Never heard a peep out of him ever since! ;-p

That’s a lot of water!!!!!

Like my love dog, you hose him down, warm water, of course.

My favorite saying! LOL

Bring the water to Henry.

I guess dragon his @ss is out of the question.

Wizard …… Don’t you have a “Clean Henry” spell …….. :)

I thought he wanted Henry to heat the water for him.

Getting a liquid state of dragon into the tub is gonna be a bit of a problem…

Passive resistance.

So, dragons are related to cats?

Henry can heat his own bathwater!

That’s how all the kids do when they here bath.