What do you call a killing before yoga practice?
A pre-meditated murder.
Waldo should meditate more.
Maybe then he could find himself.
Did you guys hear about the guy who meditated in the middle of a storm?
He said it was a very “in lightening” experience.
What happens when you stop going to your meditation group?
You get Dis-ohmmmm’d.
I’ve been thinking about taking up meditation.
I figure it’s better than sitting around doing nothing.
An orange and an apple signed up for a tennis tournament.
It’s a day only a Lunatic would love.
Are you going to give the Dentists a Retainer to stay on the job?
A well tweeted note.
Well, Snoopy…. I guess that the Big Bang theory.
What do you call a killing before yoga practice?
A pre-meditated murder.