Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for February 29, 2024

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    rekam Premium Member 3 months ago

    Never one to turn down free beer or ale.

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    ronaldspence  3 months ago

    some days it pays to get out of bed Andy!

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    seanfear  3 months ago

    it surely is the 2nd one, until the cops get involved …. shrug

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    Sanspareil  3 months ago

    Andy’s lucky day! maybe he should buy (borrow the money for) a lottery ticket!

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    blunebottle  3 months ago

    Yes, but where will he get a tap to open it with?

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    snsurone76  3 months ago

    Happy Leap Day, Cappers. And happy birthday for those born on this date,

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    j_m_kuehl  3 months ago

    Bate’s on the return trip with the empties’

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    Jayalexander  3 months ago

    Gotta’ go with the flow mate.

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    C  3 months ago

    Unsecured barrels on a deck with no rails. In a pig’s eye

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    Botulism Bob  3 months ago

    He will finish that keg off in one day.

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    Daniel Verburg  3 months ago

    If a barrel rolls off that easy it sure must be empty.

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    Zykoic  3 months ago

    The ice cream man forgot a carton of ice cream on his fender once. He left and it fell off in front of us kids. We whispered at the top of our lungs, “Hey, wait” at least once…..

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    littlejohn Premium Member 3 months ago

    Maybe Andy can start a “Beer Barrel Polka”?

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    Andy L  3 months ago

    A simple choice for our hero…

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    Troglodyte  3 months ago

    As always, Andy decides to roll with it… :D

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    rob.home  3 months ago

    Drink it from the bung, and have a few large containers ready. Don’t worry about it going flat, as English beer is already flat (and warm).

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    win.45mag  3 months ago

    The driver should be cited for unsecured load.

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    BenGMan  3 months ago

    He has more barrels Andy, so nick it from him. >:)

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  3 months ago

    Don’t froth that ale. Drink it right there. Call out for the local cooper.

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    wongo  3 months ago

    A barrel of fun!

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    ladykat  3 months ago

    In your case, Andy, it will definitely be “finders, keepers”.

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    rshive  3 months ago

    Keeps you from falling into the canal for a few days, Andy. Flo may not be as happy.

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    raptor  3 months ago

    A wood keg falls off a truck and doesn’t break – those are some tuff kegs.

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    Linguist  3 months ago

    This calls for a chorus of “Roll Out the Barrel”.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 3 months ago

    How about “roll out the barrel, we’ll have a barrel of fun……”

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    teachteed23  3 months ago

    Remember that possession is 9/10ths of the law, Andy — don’t drink any more than 90% of the keg.

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    maverick1usa  3 months ago

    Number Three, can you explain this to Eld0, RJM, Gandof & the rest of us in the other place? >

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    Calvinist1966  3 months ago

    If “Honesty is the best policy”, why don’t politicians try it?

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    cuzinron47  3 months ago

    Wooden barrels for beer? How archaic.

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    Scott S  3 months ago

    Do they still use wooden kegs in the UK? On our side of the pond they have been stainless steel for many years.

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    lawguy05  3 months ago

    Andy’s lucky day. You may have to wait 4 years for another.

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    stamps  3 months ago

    After rolling it home, it’s going to have quite a head on it.

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    markkahler52  3 months ago

    Gently!

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    markkahler52  3 months ago

    Norman MIGHT just want that back. Don’t get his mum involved!!

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    tad1  3 months ago

    Like Andy would actually return that keg. (Well, not a full keg, anyway.)

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    Izzy Moreno  3 months ago

    That lorry is a “master” away from disgrace.

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    By now he has a collection of them.

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    Teto85 Premium Member 3 months ago

    What does Master Bate brew? Beer, IPA, Lager. Pilsner?

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