Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 31, 2024

That’s considered not letting a homicide go to waste.

That’s awful! The poor dog might get sick.

“If I find him first I’ll scoop his eyeballs out with a grapefruit spoon.”

I thought Sikhs were supposed to be non-violent.

So it’s a general consensus that everyone hates him. He’d make a great politician.

What is that old saying ? I’ll cut his heart out with a " spoon " ?

Fast forward to current times and this ’toon invokes thoughts of Trump.

See? Told ya about Dead-man Duke!

Poor Duke, so unfair. Lotta people say that, they really do.

Nobody likes Duke except for Honey and his son.

OK, I’m convinced. Those guys really do know Duke… ☺

Does anyone happen to know/remember where Duke in fact was at this juncture? Thanks.

So, not exactly Mr. Popular, then. Noted.

Clyde lay on his deathbed and told his friend Angus “Do you remember that old fine bottle of Scotch Whiskey we bought long ago. I saved it and I want you to pour it on my grave when I’m gone.” Angus thought for a minute and said, “As a personal token of our long friendship, would you mind if I ran it thru my kidneys first?”

Does he have a grudge against the poor dog?

It’s gotta taste awful.

Duke was a charming son-of-a-gun in his own way. I worked fairs for several years and learned about “charming”. The most charming people in the world are the ones who have to develop an entirely new set of friends every six months. Think for a moment about what kind of person has to relocate frequently.

“I’ll inialate him”—MOE HOWARD

Considering what Duke has drunk in his life, he either has no guts or it’s all guts.

Portrait of a man who owes money and blood.