Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 10, 2023

Sometimes I wish the writer’s block would come to me.

Feet, sheet, beat, and greet?

It’s working.

Inspiration comes in many forms, from many places.

They should visit Adam@home

Flirty niece on the street?

Concrete? All reet!

A cinder block is not a rock.

It’s gonna turn out to be a regular cinder block, isn’t it?

Sooo, kind of like a super anti-hero, then?

Better than rising from a pond like certain swords because – you know – weight.

Phoebe sees it for the concrete idea it is and does not take it for “granite”

One time there were five rhymes.

prove it, phoebe: WITH A SONG OF RAP MUSIC!!!

also, i was thinkin wouldnt it be funny if a weird kid with a tail (making pH ultra-jelly, obvs) appeared sayin the block is his granny

thurns out the block is actually ancient stone-age ai. if you dress it up like a pretty girl (and it feels pretty enough), it will actually inscribe itself with lyrics to match.

(banned at the og olympic games, it is said that drag-on block actually invented the character, heraclea)

Uncaffeinatedly awful, but in the spirit of things:

Dirty piece of concrete,Blocking tales incomplete,Mocking me in defeat,But it makes a good seat

fleet, sleet, beet, street, heat, seat, meat…

IT’S WORK! It’s really work!