Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for September 01, 2023

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  9 months ago

    Roy Rogers and Dale Evans sang, ‘Happy Trailways to Heaven’.

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    pat sandy creator 9 months ago

    he dressed in a hurry this morning.

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  9 months ago

    The Midget’s in the good old days are made of good human quality. Another namesake is always a good possibility

    A Smidget

    A Widget

    A Wedget

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 9 months ago

    Indeed. They do not. But Rocket dog is on the way. Do not fear. All will be well. Ex-peshly Timmy.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 9 months ago

    The shadow rose up and took form. It was the pumpkin-toned cat that I had seen earlier. I had no idea how it had gotten in, but there it was. It was very large for some reason. Or I was very small. It was all a bit frightening, but for the assurance that I was somehow special. So I stuck to that, asking, “Why should I have some special destiny?” The cat actually grinned, which was a bit chilling, and replied, “You are destined to be my dinner. There is nothing special about you, other than you are slow and stupid. I’m toying with you. But don’t worry about it. When I’m done, you, as a whole, will still be you, but a tiny bit less slow and stupid.” Then it struck me with one paw, with the claws out, piercing me, coloring the paw red. And that was all I remembered later, when I really woke up and realized it was just a dream. But it seemed so real.

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    gigagrouch  9 months ago

    Mein Beutelmaus ist verstopfung!!

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    PeaceWouldBeNice  9 months ago

    Finnish: “my socks don’t match”.

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  9 months ago

    Lovely Úp Your Self by Bob Marley

    Two socks as Jocko Val Diez.Both socks as what their color? Phone the authorities.

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  9 months ago

    If they were Aardvarks, would it matter?

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  9 months ago

    I’m A Man by The Yardbird’s.

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  9 months ago

    For Your Love by Yardbirds.

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    charles9156  9 months ago

    bless you!

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 9 months ago

    Laika was a Soviet space dog who was one of the first animals in space and the first to orbit the Earth. A stray mongrel from the streets of Moscow, she flew aboard the Sputnik 2 spacecraft, launched into low orbit on 3 November 1957. As the technology to de-orbit had not yet been developed, Laika’s survival was never expected. She died of overheating hours into the flight, on the craft’s fourth orbit.

    Thus, NOT a Laika.

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    Zebrastripes  9 months ago

    Wearing two different socks are bad but when someone wears two different shoes to a wedding, that’s crazy stuff! LOL!

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    Zebrastripes  9 months ago

    Rocketing looks like fun, except don’t do it over the ocean! You may run into a rocket- tailed fish who will blast you to kingdom come!

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    Rev Phnk Ey  9 months ago

    Doc Strangelove

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    Howard'sMyHero  9 months ago

    A Teresa & Samuli mashup …er… match up …!

    Nice Finnish too …!

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    ericlscott creator 9 months ago

    Teresa and Samuli – Nicely done!

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    Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member 9 months ago

    In the remake of Dr. Strangelove Major Kong was replaced by Benji.

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    coltish1  9 months ago

    I still feel bad for Laika. At least today’s pooch has a chance to land that X-15, but it will have pay very close attention to the instructions.

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    Tom Toro creator 9 months ago

    I wanna follow the adventures of that lil’ rocket demon — take me with you!

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    jasonsnakelover  9 months ago

    Can someone please translate that to English please?

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    willie_mctell  9 months ago

    Koan of the day.

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    UltraLameFest2  9 months ago

    Re: The Blog, I usually come up as an INTP or maybe INFP. Or maybe I’m just humoring myself, which could be a trait of the INT/FP.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 9 months ago

    So I went to the store today, and they had the Hallowe’en candy on display.

    How long until we start getting the Pumpkin Spice Frog Applause then?

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 9 months ago

    ‘Cause I’m a rocket dog

    Rocket dog

    Scratchin’ at my fleas up here alone

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    Sisyphos  9 months ago

    innish (“my socks don’t match”) smart bombs? Allusion to Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb https://tinyurl.Com/5yky5jyc but with a faux Major Kong? —I think we’re being taken for a (lame) ride here! KABOOM-BOMB-BANG should solve the unmatched socks embarrassment, however.

    Hey, I really did know someone of Finnish ancestry, too. She was a friend’s wife….

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    3hourtour Premium Member 9 months ago

    …at least his green sock is on his right foot…

    …I’m more of a Red Sox/White Sox kinda guy…

    …The Dark Side Of Frog Applause…

    …is that a rocket in your pocket…

    …or are you just glad to see me?…the elevator goes up…

    …the goose feathers are down…

    …nothing like drinking a cup of Joe in your Today Show mug…

    …how I stopped worried about the lame and started loving the darkside…

    ….when they said sit down I stood up…

    …oh oooh growing up…

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    artjohn42  9 months ago

    Who’s the dude sitting on the Scudshark Mark VI?

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    El Gran Jugador  9 months ago

    minun sukat ovat täynnä paskaa

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