Recent Comments

1. about 4 hours ago on F Minus

   That guy sleeping is me at a Star Wars movie…

2. 1 day ago on F Minus

   I already know what it is in the box.

3. 1 day ago on Arlo and Janis

   I have Arlo beat: I not only have work t-shirts, I have formal go-to-dinner t-shirts.

4. 1 day ago on Pluggers

   Momma Plugger out of town?

5. 2 days ago on Arlo and Janis

   I know I shouldn’t make fun of someone like yourself who has reduced cognitive abilities to the point that they will do anything to justify getting high on dope, but you are such an easy mark. Get high. Go on, get high. Smoke your dope. Tell yourself you are smart for smoking dope. Even a cartoon character knows not to smoke dope. Enjoy your low self-esteem. Tell yourself how great you are doing anything to justify getting high.

6. 2 days ago on Arlo and Janis

   Sorry for your low self-esteem. You can get help, you know?

7. 2 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Next they will tell me I can’t have slave quarters.

8. 2 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   I wouldn’t call it the “guest” room now would I? That room is for her “friends”…

9. 2 days ago on Back to B.C.

   Given the number of dead birds at the bottom of the flue, I would say, some birds can’t fly straight up.

10. 2 days ago on Cornered

    Remember, your next surgeon is AI and will have already decided whether or not you get to survive the procedure.