Monty by Jim Meddick for December 22, 2022

Go on, pour your tea over his head.

He used the F word!

His best friend and he puts him on the naughty list. Father must pay him well.

Jarvis didn’t get into this racket for the love!

His nice list consists of none.

This one made me laugh.

He’s dangerously close to being cancelled

What a lovable little twit.

Well we knew Jarvis can never win.

I’m willing to bet that the little skinflint will work it out to not give a Christmas bonus to anyone.

They could use Sedgwick @ twitter.

Time to take him sledding and introduce him to the “pro’s only slope”

When has Jarvis EVER been naughty to you Sedgwick? Now you on the other hand being so self centered and catered to is all over Santa’s naughty list. Over and over again.

Thank goodness, no Christmas Carol parody this year.

“You know, sir, I was thinking about speaking to your father about that ‘Noodle Incident’…”

“Oh, ha, ha, Jarvis, can’t you take a joke? Of course you’re on the Nice List!”

It’s nice to see that once in a while, during the day, Jarvis gets to sit down and enjoy a cup of tea.

Without Jarvis, Sedgwick would soon find his life to be dismal and friendless. He, of course, doesn’t realize this and probably won’t until Jarvis is gone.

Stuff him up the chimney. :

Jarvis has one of his rare attacks of insubordination. Luckily, the little tyrant secretly values him.

POOR jARVIS. he couldn’t be any more passive

Rankin, are you referring to freaking, frigging what do mean by the F word! Careful now the censors are the elf on the shelf this time of the year!

See Black Adder for an actual naughty butler.

No valet is a hero to his master?

oh I would LOVE to see what would happen when all the staff who don’t get their bonuses because of the BS naughty list quit and everything falls apart because he has no idea how to do literally anything on his own. Heck I’m pretty sure he wouldn’t even live long enough to starve to death, dehydration would get him first, or maybe he’ll just trip on his shoelaces and fall down a flight of stairs.

Dear me! I’m so clumsy, sir, to have spilled my cup of very hot tea on your head! [sotto voce You little ungrateful twerp!]

He’s a little 5h1t