I’m actually sure he would, whipped cream contains sugar which is very sticky and would get all in his feathers, shaving foam is more like soap, it won’t soak into his feathers and will rinse off very easily
you thank her for providing you the service by working to service ungrateful children like you, and she thanks you for buying stuff from the place so it can stay in business and she can make an amount of money so small she wouldn’t be able to afford the stuff from there if it wasn’t for an employee discount.
another timeless comic from Bill. I think this comic perfectly sums up the “leopards ate my face” subreddit, or any other group of people who espouse getting ahead by hurting others only to whine when they get hurt the same way.
heh, this reminds me of modern day tik-tok and twitter trends where people “protest” by burning or destroying products from companies they don’t approve of…except they had to buy those products, therefore giving the company their money
never doubt the power that the phrase “good boy” has over a dog. My mother once stopped an aggressive pit bull from attacking her and our little dog by sternly saying “bad boy.” The giant aggressive thing shrank and walked away with his tail between his legs, defeated by SHAME.
I’m actually sure he would, whipped cream contains sugar which is very sticky and would get all in his feathers, shaving foam is more like soap, it won’t soak into his feathers and will rinse off very easily