JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for January 02, 2022

He forgot to put Cori Celesti in the middle. I’m sure Rincewind is around there somewhere.

Very unusual Jump Start, sir.

Uh, what is this? You run out of ideas? Had too much last night?

Robb’s New Year’s party is still going.

The Earth only FEELS flat…. but the hangover will wear off.

Until then…. CATCH! (TOSS*)

What idiot thought the Earth was flat anyways?

Is this political commentary on those who reject science?

If you are going to play frisbee, just make sure not to throw it on some celestial roof somewhere…

Rats, I was hoping this was a Terry Pratchett homage…

If the Earth were truly flat, then why isn’t the edge of the world a tourist destination?

Shouldn’t Earth be heading for Uranus?

discworld fanfiction? Where’s the giant elephants and turtle?

Moon: “What’s gotten into you?”

“Humans… Those dang, pesky, ignorant humans.”

They are just jealous, wishing they could overcome gravity at will.

Obviously not flat, got bumps and dips all over.

(Go out to sea. Land disappears after a very few miles. Look around. Middle of a big circle.go a few more miles. Still a big circle. Go higher. Bigger circle. People used to watch ships sail away. They could still see the sails long after the ship had “sunk.” Months later the ships would return from their watery graves with wares they had somehow traded for. The sailors weren’t even wet.)

I was thinking the James Webb telescope for a minute there. Go play with Saturn! Have fun, kid!

The Flat Earth Society still exists. There are other things they believe that I won’t repeat here.

In a universe where the Earth is flat then science will say that the EARTH IS FLAT.