The broccoli family were growing up along the side of the road. They were happy, but papa broccoli thought the other side of the road was better. Better light, better water, more room to grow. After a family discussion, they all decided to move, all except grandpa. This was his home, his roots were here, and this is where he was gonna stay. After the others moved, he was lonely. He realized his mistake and decided to move to be with them. He was crossing the road when wham, he got nailed by a truck.
After hours of surgery the doctor broccoli came out of the operating room to talk to the family. “The good news is, your grandfather will live. The bad news is, he’ll be a vegetable for the rest of his life.”
Let’s not forget, “I gotta go to Barron’s graduation!”