“Hominy soldiers do you have?” “Yes.”
Of what corncern is it of yours that we surrender to you and what is it that you’d like us to do if we agree?
If the situation becomes more heated, Brewster may have to break out the ‘pop’ gun.
Cut out the Corn, Pops.
That army is cobbled together.
Cereal killers, but good listeners – all ears.
What a bunch of corn flakes. Their highest rank is kernel. They live in a maze and they pop at the slightest exertion.
No worries, they are CORN to lose!
thufferin’ thuccotash!
Mmmmmm… Pop corn!
I knew that pun was coming.
Maize piracy – buccaneer.
Please, maize it stop!
Groan….! Getting desperate here folks. Leave it, Rickard.
Kelloggs to the rescue!
Now you see…this is why they tell soldiers not to make popcorn in the barracks. You never know when a colonel will pop up.
I have the seed of an idea.
Ah shucks!
A cornucopia of corny puns!
Somebody in here anticipated the “kernel” gag yesterday.
Threaten to turn them into high fructose corn syrup!
Send in the big John Deere S-790 it cuts them plucks them and shucks them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dGAZ8Vlims
A corn brawl? Sounds like a real tassel tussle.
Mr. Rickard should detassle this group and move on to a new field.
A few more days of these puns could inspire some movie sequels. Jodie Foster’s sequel movie title will be Corntact, and the Star Trek franchise will make StarTrek: First Corntact.
“Of course I’m a Kernel! Can’t you see the tassels?”
Why is it always about cornfrontation? Can we just have a peaceful corngress and cornclude on what is good for all?
All of these puns are making me cornfused.
This story arc has taken the starch out of me. I can only sit and cry, “¡No masa!”
Looks like my comment yesterday was a day early – the Kernel IS a husky guy.
Brewster may face the HFCS — the Hard Fighting Corn Soldiers! (For corn’s sake…)
Brewster should bring in Pam, she will be able to butter them up.
When do we get to “corn bred”?
This is giving me a corniption!
This kernel is about to get chewed out…
These jokes are really getting corny
He’s not really the leader. Everybody there is a kernel.
Kinda reminds me of the terrible accident at the local Army base. A popcorn truck turned over and killed two colonels.
They have several trick moves you need to be aware of to fight them. I have them all here in this Deke-alb-um.
Just thought about the famous Dorothy Parker quote: “You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.”
This whole situation really has me cornfused.
Where’s the flakes?
mddshubby2005 about 3 years ago
“Hominy soldiers do you have?” “Yes.”
jasonsnakelover about 3 years ago
Of what corncern is it of yours that we surrender to you and what is it that you’d like us to do if we agree?
syzygy47 about 3 years ago
If the situation becomes more heated, Brewster may have to break out the ‘pop’ gun.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member about 3 years ago
Cut out the Corn, Pops.
Ratkin about 3 years ago
That army is cobbled together.
Tigressy about 3 years ago
Cereal killers, but good listeners – all ears.
Imagine about 3 years ago
What a bunch of corn flakes. Their highest rank is kernel. They live in a maze and they pop at the slightest exertion.
Sanspareil about 3 years ago
No worries, they are CORN to lose!
gopher gofer about 3 years ago
thufferin’ thuccotash!
Gent about 3 years ago
Mmmmmm… Pop corn!
tony_n_jen2003 about 3 years ago
I knew that pun was coming.
Greyhame about 3 years ago
Maize piracy – buccaneer.
Windfall35 about 3 years ago
Please, maize it stop!
Serial Pedant about 3 years ago
Groan….! Getting desperate here folks. Leave it, Rickard.
trainnut1956 about 3 years ago
Kelloggs to the rescue!
Lou about 3 years ago
Now you see…this is why they tell soldiers not to make popcorn in the barracks. You never know when a colonel will pop up.
Michael G. about 3 years ago
I have the seed of an idea.
ksu71 about 3 years ago
Ah shucks!
Joe Bo Premium Member about 3 years ago
A cornucopia of corny puns!
gantech about 3 years ago
Somebody in here anticipated the “kernel” gag yesterday.
Radish the wordsmith about 3 years ago
Threaten to turn them into high fructose corn syrup!
blakerl about 3 years ago
Send in the big John Deere S-790 it cuts them plucks them and shucks them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dGAZ8Vlims
Ermine Notyours about 3 years ago
A corn brawl? Sounds like a real tassel tussle.
Calvins Brother about 3 years ago
Mr. Rickard should detassle this group and move on to a new field.
phritzg Premium Member about 3 years ago
A few more days of these puns could inspire some movie sequels. Jodie Foster’s sequel movie title will be Corntact, and the Star Trek franchise will make StarTrek: First Corntact.
ChessPirate about 3 years ago
“Of course I’m a Kernel! Can’t you see the tassels?”
Thinkingblade about 3 years ago
Why is it always about cornfrontation? Can we just have a peaceful corngress and cornclude on what is good for all?
richdell about 3 years ago
All of these puns are making me cornfused.
The Brooklyn Accent about 3 years ago
This story arc has taken the starch out of me. I can only sit and cry, “¡No masa!”
Digital Frog about 3 years ago
Looks like my comment yesterday was a day early – the Kernel IS a husky guy.
Bradley Walker about 3 years ago
Brewster may face the HFCS — the Hard Fighting Corn Soldiers! (For corn’s sake…)
Buckeye67 about 3 years ago
Brewster should bring in Pam, she will be able to butter them up.
Ol' me about 3 years ago
When do we get to “corn bred”?
tomcarroll67 Premium Member about 3 years ago
This is giving me a corniption!
Ricky Bennett about 3 years ago
This kernel is about to get chewed out…
CJ P Premium Member about 3 years ago
These jokes are really getting corny
Bilan about 3 years ago
He’s not really the leader. Everybody there is a kernel.
Steverino Premium Member about 3 years ago
Kinda reminds me of the terrible accident at the local Army base. A popcorn truck turned over and killed two colonels.
P51Strega about 3 years ago
They have several trick moves you need to be aware of to fight them. I have them all here in this Deke-alb-um.
winston5610 about 3 years ago
Just thought about the famous Dorothy Parker quote: “You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.”
RonBerg13 Premium Member about 3 years ago
This whole situation really has me cornfused.
geese28 about 3 years ago
Where’s the flakes?