The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 23, 2019

Penicillin

A beverage.

Extra cheese is always nice.

A copy for (YUM) me!

Anchovies. An everything pizza rarely has even them, and he’ll last forever because then, who’d want to eat him?

Pineapple or anchovies.

A pizza stone to make sure his backside stays warm.

A cold frosty beer!

No anchovies, please.

But how do these two stay standing, after they’d been cut into 8 slices?

He’s a crusty old guy!

Parmesan Cheese. And a 2-liter of Diet Sunkist.

Pepperoni causes cancer in California.

alka-seltzer…….

Seems he’s a cut above the rest….

more anchovies…sorry…I really like them.

Why not Pizza Hut or Chuck E. Cheese’s?

First of all, what time do you people wake up? Second, 22 comments already (and good ones!) I add: a little plastic Barbie table, so when he goes in the box, his cheese and toppings are not crushed.

Zantac…

Pineapple

Garlic Knots?

How about mushrooms?

Una bottella di vino!

She’s such a cut-up.

It’s make him feel like a big wheel.

Add chicken to pizza..wooohoo!

nice pepperoni apportionment

Hot Pepper Flakes?

A Beretta APX, better than that pizza cutter.

Another slice of life cartoon.

From what I’ve heard, Williams-Sonoma probably has just the thing you’re not looking for.

A pizza cutter? Is she planning on doing him in?

No olives

Any way you slice it, it’s a problem. Get him one of the nice little white tables.

so Dad’s into self-cutting? He should see someone about that.

Garlic Knots!

Hope he stays off the sauce this holiday!

Got everything, eh? Reminds me of the zen master ordering a hot dog: “Make me one with everything.”

“Big Budda’s Pizza, what’ll ya have?”“Make me one with everything. "

A box to put it all in.

Always Coca Cola (for me, no soda, no pizza)

Anchovy.