In school, several of the whiz kids (including myself) were playing Scrabble, and we had technical words like “omen” and “oxide” and one of the onlookers (also a whiz kid) looked at a particular word, and he looked at it, and he looked at it, and he looked at it, and finally he just blurted “WHAT’S ‘E-Y-E’???!!!”
Here in Mexico we have three to choose from…and no I don’t like any of the choices, either.