Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for October 06, 2019

We Phillies fans usually look this way by mid-August…

Shouldn’t that be “ensure”?

Maybe a box of dead kittens will cheer you up.

Shock therapy…. the Democrat debates.

Players from the South play baseball with drawl.

I’d be the same way if I were forced to watch this boring overrated “sport”.

I thought those were Baseball WATCHING syndrome signs. (Especially the ‘chronic boredom’ part)

That’s what I’ll be in, Baseball Withdrawal. I can feel the first signs of it already.

I’m glad I don’t watch baseball. Or any other organised sport.

Nine out of ten doctors recommend weekly doses of NFL therapy to combat the effects of BBW.