Peanuts by Charles Schulz for July 30, 2018

I was wondering how he could go to Eagle Camp when he can’t fly higher than ten feet.

How does one evolve from being a fluffly little yella fella into an adult eagle in a couple of weeks of camp?

Beak bleeds? Maybe he’s a woodpecker.

Become a forest-hawk. They don’t fly very high, but they can maneuver like crazy around trees chasing down prey.

Not to worry, Woodstock. If you can’t soar above the clouds, you can always fly under the radar!

Eagle school wash out, maybe he could make it at the Wren Academy?

To thine own self be true, Woodstock.

Well Snoopy, it’s time once again to show why you’ve earned the title of “Friend of Friends”!

I guess Woodstock is an F1.

They also serve who flutter at low altitudes. <3

Ahh…the dreaded beak bleeds! ;o{

You’ll make it Woodstock. Why not buy a farm north of New York City and name it after yourself? You might even be able to get some bands to come and play there. If you build it, they will come!!

Poor Woodstock, indeed.

My heart goes out to you, Woodstock.

I can see it now: Jon Cryer as Woodstock.

After decades of talking like this: “I I I I I I I II I I II I”, we find out Woodstock is actually intelligible.

You can’t soar with the Eagles if you Hoot with Owls.