February 07, 2019
January 17, 2018
Smart move, Dad, with Calvin around.
Even if Dad had a gun, he wouldn’t have any silver bullets anyway.
You have a squirt gun, if you’re thinking of shooting.
Maybe if you loaded the transmogrifier with water it might work
Did it ever occur to you Calvin, to just behave yourself so Rosalyn won’t have “deal” with you? I didn’t think so.
You just know Calvin isn’t listening now.
Someone in the comments yesterday invoked the stake and mallet idea.
That explains why she only appears after dark
Mom and dad aren’t paying attention either! Their six-year old is trying to figure out how to kill his babysitter!
Quick Calvin, get to the kitchen and grab the garlic.
Waiting on the episode where Susie and Rosalyn tag team Calvin.
Ever wonder why there are never any strips where Calvin ages?It’s because no one survives the electric chair!
Good thing Dad doesn’t have any guns, or this story arc might have taken a particularly dark turn.
A Super Soaker with holy water, Calvin! Holler if ya hear me!
“Resistance is futile!”
Slip something in her drink…
xxx
Everyone has a mallet and stake – go outside and find a little stick and a big stick. Take a knife from the kitchen and sharpen the little stick on one end. Voila – a mallet and stake.
Watch out for her gaze, though – it can be mesmerizing!
Good god man, I cannot tell you the number of times I was told what Calvin was told in the last frame. I STILL get told that at 49!
BE THIS GUY about 6 years ago
Smart move, Dad, with Calvin around.
Farside99 about 6 years ago
Even if Dad had a gun, he wouldn’t have any silver bullets anyway.
The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover about 6 years ago
You have a squirt gun, if you’re thinking of shooting.
somebodyshort about 6 years ago
Maybe if you loaded the transmogrifier with water it might work
alondra about 6 years ago
Did it ever occur to you Calvin, to just behave yourself so Rosalyn won’t have “deal” with you? I didn’t think so.
codycab about 6 years ago
You just know Calvin isn’t listening now.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 6 years ago
Someone in the comments yesterday invoked the stake and mallet idea.
DaveG1960 about 6 years ago
That explains why she only appears after dark
jpayne4040 about 6 years ago
Mom and dad aren’t paying attention either! Their six-year old is trying to figure out how to kill his babysitter!
nosirrom about 6 years ago
Quick Calvin, get to the kitchen and grab the garlic.
ericbutts74 about 6 years ago
Waiting on the episode where Susie and Rosalyn tag team Calvin.
cameron.hall about 6 years ago
Ever wonder why there are never any strips where Calvin ages?It’s because no one survives the electric chair!
Durandal_1707 about 6 years ago
Good thing Dad doesn’t have any guns, or this story arc might have taken a particularly dark turn.
Ed_Bickford creator about 6 years ago
A Super Soaker with holy water, Calvin! Holler if ya hear me!
Moon57Shine about 6 years ago
“Resistance is futile!”
Number Three about 6 years ago
Slip something in her drink…
xxx
john_chubb about 6 years ago
Everyone has a mallet and stake – go outside and find a little stick and a big stick. Take a knife from the kitchen and sharpen the little stick on one end. Voila – a mallet and stake.
Watch out for her gaze, though – it can be mesmerizing!
baraktorvan about 6 years ago
Good god man, I cannot tell you the number of times I was told what Calvin was told in the last frame. I STILL get told that at 49!