Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 18, 2017

“Heads, as in OFF WITH YOURS!”

How about you just let the coin decide who wins the battle?

“MINE!”

Heads

lop

“Tails, because we’re going to kick all of yours!”

The Hun just moves his right hand a bit and… STAB!

Heads I win…..Tails you lose!!!!!!

Losers of the toss have to defend the fink

Bill Cosby had a bit about this. “Custer, this is Sitting Bull. Sitting Bull, Custer. Call it, Cust! Custer calls heads. It’s tails (heh!) What’ll it be, Sit? Sitting Bull says he will take the top of the hill and Custer gets the bottom, and all the Indians in the world will ride down on him.”

I don’t get it. Well, yeah, I do GET it, two armies, acting like football teams, ha, ha, ha. But this is ID, not the real world. And that is RODNEY, a notorious coward. When did Rodney ever get the cojones to stand toe to toe with ANYONE, much less the bug, scary, mean looking Viking leader and flip a coin? This comic needs a second panel, with Rodney running away while the Viking stares at the coin, spinning in mid-air.

‘Call it friendo!’