Matt Bors for January 20, 2017
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Transcript:
So we're really doing this. President Trump. Wowee. We elected a man who, among other things, maybe did pee stuff in Russia? Donald Trump: You're a ten. You're a nine. Urinate. Corruption will be rampant. Conflicts of interest, the everyday norm for a guy who, we wonder, is into pee. Man. Huge bribe here. Just one question: this pee tape real? Obamacare will be dismantled, millions will be desperate for coverage and also to know, definitively, if their president likes golden showers. Patient: Give it to me straight, doc! You think he did it?? I just hope those in power will stand up to him when things get real. Military Officer #1: Pee Boy says launch the nukes. Military Officer #2: LOL. Gonna do it though.
HabaneroBuck over 7 years ago
A hoax apparently invented by members of 4Chan, but now we are just going to “go with it” because we hate Trump. Being a liberal means never having to say you’re sorry…
Jason Allen over 7 years ago
I honestly don’t care if Trump or any other politician is into “golden showers.” As long as it’s between consenting adults and I don’t have to see it, I don’t care.
WaitingMan over 7 years ago
The inaugurination ceremony will be glorious.
Cerabooge over 7 years ago
An excellent indictment of media idiocy. With the horrendous policies and people Trump brings to the table, all the attention is on a probably-spurious tape. It really wouldn’t matter if it was real, it would be a raindrop in a hurricane compared to everything else.
smartgrr over 7 years ago
Pretty infantile, but it made me laugh. Not a pretty sight when you are drinking coffee!
Kip W over 7 years ago
Today’s the day OTUS begins to stand for “On The United States.”
Frankfreak over 7 years ago
“Suggesting that Trump openly takes cash bribes is the least offensive part.”
True, Trump would only do fund transfers that are difficult to trace.
Mr. Blawt over 7 years ago
leave it to the republicans to illegitimately install someone dumb enough to have blackmail material from the Russians. this is why they helped to get him in office. The only defense the right seems to have come up with is, well we may have sold out to the russians, but at least he’s white. Thanks for worse than nothing republicans
Nantucket Premium Member over 7 years ago
HabaneroBuck, you completely missed the point of the ‘toon. Trump’s people deflected the golden showers while all of the other vile things mentioned have been proven to be true.
Uncle Joe Premium Member over 7 years ago
Nothing to see here, Trump’s just filling the swamp. I hope you Republicans like your swamp extra salty.
Frankfreak over 7 years ago
Libs masher likes to make infants cry so it can lick their salty tears.
braindead Premium Member over 7 years ago
Trump better not piss off any billionaires.
There might be someone like himself who ‘has people on the ground in Moscow’.
And what they’re finding out is incredible.
Is ‘pee boy’ better or worse than ‘pussy grabber’?
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 7 years ago
As long as the corporate press can run with this, they need not deal with actual important issues.
johnnytiggs over 7 years ago
Day 2 of Donald Trump’s presidency:) No Nukes have fallen yet:) But the day is still early:)
Socratease over 7 years ago
Agent Orange calls his hooker pee “warm orange juice.”
johnnytiggs over 7 years ago
President Trump will make LYING great again:)