Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 08, 2016

It’s a conspiracy.

Yep. The fix is in. It’s somebody else’s fault. And the dog ate my homework. The king of denial.

Let’s Make Pizza Great Again!

ELECTION DAY !! GET OUT AND SUPPORT YOUR CHOICE !!

While I’m not crazy about this three-step plan, it beats the heck out of Dr Oz’s two-step plan:

1. Don’t eat anything. Ever.

2. Arrange to give yourself perpetual diarrhea.

Better call Donald so he can sue them.

the cook has a mexican mother. call a lawyer

Nice example of a false equivalence.

Also a nicely veiled way of saying that you won’t look into how the system is being rigged to not allow any corporations that are not official propaganda outlet corporations to engage in political speech if you know what is good for you.

25 Snickers bars will supply the daily requirement of calcium.

I see the problem:

It says, “eat more nutritious food” and should say instead, “eat LESS nutritious food”

too much of a ‘good’ thing is BAD

If he couldn’t figure that out 25 years ago, he won’t figure it out now either.

4. repeat

If a hospital gown is too tight to close, you may just have a problem.

Three step election chart:Get your ballot,Mark your ballot,Throw up

My cardiologist said to eat more greens. I said, “You mean like lettuce, spinach and stuff like that?”. She said, “Yeah, you got it.”. I said, “That ain’t food. That’s what food eats to become food. Feed that green stuff to the cow and I’ll eat the healthy cow.”.

Die young, leave a pretty corpse.

right, live healthy, die anyway. be a health corpse!

Choose slim trim good looking parents so that

you don’t look like the blob on the table.

Given what the government subsidizes and promotes as “healthy”, yes, the system is rigged. Eat meat, drink water.

4. Sitting in a comfy chair reading Christopher Moore or Carl Hiiasen?

Alas, most food in America is “junk food”.

And for Pete’s sake, don’t smoke!

…the freaking liberal medical profession and it’s slanted bias against obesity and heart disease.

Doctors just love to yell about diet and exercise. They remain alarming silent about the high amount of overtime many of us are required to work, despite it’s toll on physical and mental health. They are completely silent about the junk food industry despite knowing that the “food” they produce is harmful.

As advanced as science is, you’d think SOMEBODY could make Brussel sprouts taste like butterscotch and broccoli taste like chocolate. I mean, somebody could make a fortune. . .

Let’s vote on it.

Thanks to all the hilarious comments today! Politics is out and real humor returns! Laughter is the best way to put these recent months behind us!

That guy has an al full idea. He is an extra size already.

He’s yuge, I tell ya! YUGE!!

Will eating healthy food make you live forever? No, but it will feel like forever.

How does that saying go? It’s not the number of years that you live, it’s about the life in your years. The good lord gave me a healthy body, it’s my job to try to keep it that way.

Frau Clinton Food Gestapo will teach us. Und you vill like it!

Oh, sure. Cloud the issue with facts and science!!