The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for March 03, 2024

Patty, that hair cut you could do yourself for like $0.

I’ve been cutting my own hair for years. Last time I went for a haircut I ended up looking like a 50’ housewife.

Burl’s always been a cut above the rest… just joking !

Make it simple, #2 all over.

…the “heart” smelled IT first….like they used to say back when I was this creepy ’lil kid: “first one that smells it is the one who did it”………

Probably for the best in Burl’s case… but he might look like quite the stud with a poney tail…?

Burl get’s the ‘number 1.’ He could buy a hair trimmer for $10 and save the money…

Yes, Patty. You, too, can look like an inmate or a chihuahua with mange. And ya’ll leave Patty alone. With her genetic heritage, anything she can do to improve herself is well worth the price.

and just think, Patty…you could look just like Burl!

Oh my God, I’m Burl

Burl tips a hefty quarter for that 7 buck clip.

My wife has been cutting my hair since we’ve been married. My brother goes to a place where he says he gets free beer at his barber. (You have to pay for a bottle of water though.) I told him I get all the beer I want, and more, where I get my hair cut.

$60 just for the cut?! Dang, who’s cutting HER hair. My cuts are half that. I just got my hair cut along with color for $75. I got a lot cut off, too. Decided to go short. Quite a pile of hair on the floor.

You want Patty to go to a barber