Imagine finding out you risked life in prison, for $2.87, a maxxed out credit card, an expired Illinois driver’s license,
17 packets of ketchup (of varying ages, two leaking), some crumpled kleenex…
and 7 stale rolls, still more or less wrapped in tattered Chuck Wagon napkins, smelling slightly of perfume.
Oh…. and a picture of Burl from 1983.