Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for March 15, 2018
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richard's poor almanac - by richard thompson st. patrick's day page o'fun help! the bartender's forgotten which beer's which! draw a line from each tap to the right glass. o'bleary's depleted uranium stout bogslurry extra-brutal stout miller lite stout o'cthulhu's squamous stout too easy? then try this one- spot the sham! one of these dancers is not like the others (hint - she's james joyce). who is it? whoops, we gave that one away. okay, try this- pubcrawl - can you find all seven things wrong with this picture? answers below- happy st. patrick's day the little paper napkin keeps sticking to the black-haired woman's beer glass, the man in the hat is a jerk, the singer has forgotten all the words to the unicorn song, the lavatories (not shown) are disgusting, there's a banshee under the bar, st. patrick's day isn't till friday. the bartender's soul lacks poetry.
Change the references from St Patrick’s Day to Bloomsday and this cartoon could be rerun just before June 16.