Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for March 15, 2018
March 14, 2018
March 16, 2018
Transcript:
richard's poor almanac - by richard thompson st. patrick's day page o'fun help! the bartender's forgotten which beer's which! draw a line from each tap to the right glass. o'bleary's depleted uranium stout bogslurry extra-brutal stout miller lite stout o'cthulhu's squamous stout too easy? then try this one- spot the sham! one of these dancers is not like the others (hint - she's james joyce). who is it? whoops, we gave that one away. okay, try this- pubcrawl - can you find all seven things wrong with this picture? answers below- happy st. patrick's day the little paper napkin keeps sticking to the black-haired woman's beer glass, the man in the hat is a jerk, the singer has forgotten all the words to the unicorn song, the lavatories (not shown) are disgusting, there's a banshee under the bar, st. patrick's day isn't till friday. the bartender's soul lacks poetry.
ChessPirate about 6 years ago
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John Wiley Premium Member about 6 years ago
Sprinkle a little salt on your napkin or coaster before putting your drink down on it.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 6 years ago
Sadly once you drink “O’Cthulu’s Squamous stout”, you will be forever changed. Once you become exposed to the “black static” energies the transmorphosis will begin and your days of being human will be long gone.
Sisyphos about 6 years ago
Wow! Four different kinds of delicious stout to sample! —Well, actually three, because I don’t believe in anything calling itself “Miller Lite,” except tap water….
JohnFarson19 about 6 years ago
The picture of the harp is crooked, the barmaid is going to lose a glass, the singers acoustic bass has a broken tuning peg and there’s a person with two heads.
Jessica_D about 6 years ago
The banner appears to read “St. Patricia’s Day” (the “k” is bent funny)
And So It Goes about 6 years ago
This is a sad representation of an Irish Pub.
Pogo Premium Member about 6 years ago
Change the references from St Patrick’s Day to Bloomsday and this cartoon could be rerun just before June 16.