Since your car can travel faster then light … since you can open the glove compartment and say “Tea, Earl Grey, Hot.” and have a pipping hot cup of tea there. Since the doors “Swoosh” open instead of opening the regular way. Since Captain Jean-Luc Picard has more power in your car then you. Since Spot was female, then male, then female again. I could go on if you’d like.
alondra over 14 years ago
They don’t. You’re being taken for a ride Ziggy and it ain’t aboard the starship enterprise.
comYics over 14 years ago
Since cars started doing warp 9 through space Star Trek style.
http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Warp_core
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
From a mechanics view this is hilarious! Get him Ziggy!
Allan CB Premium Member over 14 years ago
Since your car can travel faster then light … since you can open the glove compartment and say “Tea, Earl Grey, Hot.” and have a pipping hot cup of tea there. Since the doors “Swoosh” open instead of opening the regular way. Since Captain Jean-Luc Picard has more power in your car then you. Since Spot was female, then male, then female again. I could go on if you’d like.
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Since the time warp threw you forward in time.
Plods with ...™ over 14 years ago
Since yesterday when Peter from Foxtrot got caught doing warp 9 in the neighborhood.
SGIBeachbum over 14 years ago
As a Gearhead, I love this!
cwreenactor over 14 years ago
“I canna fix ‘er in less than 6 hours, capt’n”
xsintricks over 14 years ago
Even Click and Clack wouldn’t stoop this low!
jfolkman over 14 years ago
Leela: Repairs will take 8 hours, 1 hour to fix the ship & 7 hours to fix the cup holder. Professor: You have 6!
boldyuma over 14 years ago
Scotty says “Aye captain there’s a wiener stuck in the warp drive”…..”It could do with a wee bit of mustard or she’s gonna blow!”
AtomicRobot over 14 years ago
The mechanic must think we are in the future, because in the present, people wear pants.